XP Teams - X-Men, X-Force, X-Factor, and others

Message to Snow Valley

2026-08-27T02:33:19Z

Posted by: xp_changeling

Our bug on ‘Femeie cu pisica' finally synched up to a location in Symkaria. I passed the information along to Silver Sable along with the list from Wanda, Amanda, clea and Topaz regarding the items he is known for possessing. The site was hit last night. There will be... a lot of boxes shipped to us over the next couple of weeks of tomes, grimoires (what happened to my life that I had to write that?), amulets, artifacts... whatever. Sable took all the mundane and stupidly expensive art pieces, jewelry and relics. She not only may have forgiven me but even hinted she might owe us.

Melody, be ready for the deluge. As for Wanda, Amanda, Clea, and Topaz, Christmas came early. I expect each package scrutinized, catalogued and made safe. I don't pull the authority card often, but Sefton and Maximoff have made way too many comments about potential magical biohazard to be comfortable to me, and while drunk, Sefton mentioned turning another shapeshifter into a frog accidently.

I'll be a very angry frog.

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Cross-posted to X-Men, X-Force, X-Factor, and eXcalibur

2026-08-16T19:28:17Z

Posted by: xp_emplate

This morning Rogue and I accompanied Namor to the Gateway National Recreation Area at the behest of one of his contacts. It appeared something has been impacting the local wildlife, damaging the ecosystem. Whilst Namor investigated, Rogue and I were witness to an attack on a nearby beach. Some unknown creature emerged from the sea to kill at least three people before we were able to intervene. Unfortunately we were only able to stagger it; it escaped, and a rather robust police response prevented further investigation.

It is my understanding that Namor intends to perform a physical survey of the area once the scene has cleared. The only information I can provide is that it lacks a mutagenic signature and any significant scent. Amanda, is there such a thing as a spell that might detect any sort of mystical presence in the area? Some demon with a killing touch, perhaps? It had the general appearance of a bog body and was not especially talkative.

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Report for X-Force

2026-08-14T00:21:10Z

Posted by: xp_cypher

(Disclaimer: I'm taking dictation from Angie because her hands are mad at her. Any commentary is thus hers and not mine. :P )

Operation successful despite one of the mercenaries or whatever he was attempting to double cross everyone at the exchange. We still got the painting to Faustus' people despite this, so we should be able to track and locate his collection.

And we are slightly over 15 million richer for it. (Slightly because Doug was able to perform some sort of financial slight-of-hand in tandem with those ridiculous 'prediction market' betting sites.)

Most of the money is already folded into our operating funds, but due to the slight windfall, everyone will be receiving a $25,000 bonus. Miss Guthrie, you picked an excellent time to start working with us, consider it a signing bonus.

I am planning on using mine for a manicure and 'hand health detox' or whatever the currently fashionable term is. If you need me in the next twenty-four hours, kindly do not.

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[X-Force]

2026-06-17T20:52:11Z

Posted by: xp_velocidad

As promised every time you all asked me questions, I filed a report on my encounter with Wade.

Don't have much else to say, and you're all literate.

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Alert

2026-06-05T00:50:58Z

Posted by: xp_emplate

I don't pretend to understand the specifics, but it appears the nanites Cypher sequestered within the vehicle during last Friday's incident have finally returned a readable set of coordinates. One assumes these coordinates to be either the location of our missing or the first step in locating the same.

Cyclops, when do we move?

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Update

2026-06-01T08:35:29Z

Posted by: xp_cyclops

We're starting to get a better picture of the situation regarding our missing friends.

As soon as we have a final location we'll be rolling out a rescue team. Everyone available let me know so I can pick a rescue team and a defense team in case Weapon X thing about hitting us while we're sistracted.

~ Scott

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Mission Update

2026-05-30T11:05:50Z

Posted by: xp_invisible

Urrgh, I hate writing these, never know if I'm doing it right or I should include everything like a scientific paper.

But here we go, update.

So, no surprise we ran into our missing people, and then some. Did you know Kyle has an adamantium skeleton now? If anyone manages to find the formula for this stuff lying around, I'd love you forever.

Oh yeah and you know that Wade Wilson person? They've got him too! He was blasting away with a sniper rifle, he owes me an apology if we ever catch up with him...an we will.

We didn't see Jessie, but the others all seem to be alive and in pretty good health, at least judging by the way they went toe to toe with us.

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Microship Update

2026-05-18T06:10:27Z

Posted by: xp_invisible

We've been working on the microchip that was implanted in Laura.

So far all we've managed to figure out is it's meant to be tied into her Limbic system, trying to control or channel her body's natural responses to direct them into whatever they want it to be. It's some real mad scientist stuff.

It'll take a while to peel it apart, but we've started looking into the suppliers. Hopefully we can find enough info to track down the supply chain.

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[All Teams] Location Spells

2026-05-05T02:18:58Z

Posted by: xp_topaz

We've confirmed that the missing people are definitely not in the tri-state area. At this point if we want to expand out further we're going to need somewhere to actually focus on. "Find this person wherever in the world they are" is unfortunately not valid.

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X-Force Only

2025-11-01T04:35:37Z

Posted by: xp_daytripper

So. We're back. Miss us? ;)

Longer report to follow once I've slept for 100 hours, but everyone is back in one piece and the Seven aren't after us any more.

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[X-Force]

2025-10-29T13:44:16Z

Posted by: xp_velocidad

You all told me to go the office more and I agreed but what the fuck are these seven creepy dudes doing lurking around the building when I am trying to go get my iced cortado

No seriously though, the spooky seven weirdos we’ve been waiting for are around and I’ve been here for a few hours and they’re not going anywhere

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X-Force Only: Guests - Invited and Uninvited

2025-10-24T01:38:02Z

Posted by: xp_daytripper

After today's attempt to abduct Emily and Rictor, we're keeping the two of them - and Pixie - safe under lockdown in the office. I'm not sure how long for - until we can identify the threat and deal with it. I've attached everything we've been able to collect so far, but as you can see, it's not a lot.

Angie's working on a protection roster - at least two of us here at all times, keeping an eye out. Sue's working with Doug to juice up the security; Clea, Topaz and I are doing the same with the wards, and then it's hitting the research until we find out who the fuck these arseholes are and what they want.

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Mission Report - Nevada (Part 2). [Locked to eXcalibur]

2025-06-02T00:50:23Z

Posted by: xp_submariner

Location: Nevada, United States
Anomaly Origin: Temporary dimensional rift initiated via unknown technology.

( Mission Summary: Found family. Ugh. )

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Mission report - Nevada

2025-06-01T14:32:29Z

Posted by: xp_emplate

Well, Kyle and I debated which of us would be responsible for this report, but alas, he prevailed on the grounds he delivered one a scant week prior.

So, Nevada.

In brief, the readings detected by eXcalibur were indeed indicative of a dimensional breech. It was an alien craft, in every sense of the world; the visitors were not only from another dimension, but space-farers. Those we initially took to be the crew also proved to be shapeshifters colloquially referred to as "the Brood" in their native world, which might itself have been nothing but an amusing cultural difference had they not been intent on covertly propagating their race across the galaxy. I think it may rightly be said that diplomatic relations broke down around the time they began implanting us with their parasitic spawn. We weren't even offered dinner.

The vessel and its rightful crew have departed; Hawkeye and Bruiser successfully assisted in repairs, and it sounds as if Namor and Daredevil advised on some diplomatic concerns as well. Further, all present underwent rigorous examination and treatment before returning to ensure no unwanted hitchhikers. We have been cleared through the Medlab as well as an additional precaution.

Once again, my apologies to Mockingbird for suggesting this as a first mission. However, your catch with the cryo-suite was quite invaluable.

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Fuckin' Weapon X

2025-05-29T05:55:20Z

Posted by: xp_wildchild

(locked to X-Men, X-Force)

So I know I talked to all the x-Men about this and I'm pretty sure that Doug talked to his team, because he complained about having to define "DILF"

I got fucking nothing off any damn scent trails over at the school - just that Kimura chick and nobody else, which means either she was operating solo -or- whoever was there with her was good. I don't wanna think it's the second one but I can't rule it out.

igbr the last couple times they showed up it didn't end well for anybody so I'm pretty fucked up about this

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[X-Factor Investigations] Semi-new hire

2025-04-22T00:26:57Z

Posted by: xp_erverse

Lorna is back and has sworn she won't leave us for domestic dormancy for at least 6 months. So until she flakes on us again, we have another fully licensed PI on staff. No more excuses that we're overworked. Do your jobs.

xoxo qq

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[eXcal] Travel Advisory

2025-01-10T00:41:20Z

Posted by: xp_submariner

Notice:

My royal personage, Namor the First, will be accompanied by Megan Gwynn, Meggan Szardos, and Jay Guthrie (trainee status, wish him courage) to investigate the recent rift opened near – sadly not in – the Irish Sea. We will be gone tonight through the weekend with the equipment required for this task.

Do not fret. We will return in victory as soon as the the deed has been handled.

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[eXcal Only] System Generated Alert, Attention Required

2025-01-08T15:39:23Z

Posted by: xp_submariner

Chapel Monitoring System Alert: Anomalous Energy Signature Detected

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Subject: Stable, Continuous Dimensional Flux & Incongruous Resonance Signature Detected
Location: 54°06′52″N 4°35′43″W, Isle of Man, Irish Sea, UTC ±00:00
Timestamp: 08-Jan-2025, 15:38 UTC
Wormhole ERB Status: Inactive

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( Alert Summary and Recommendations )

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[X-Force]

2025-01-07T04:23:48Z

Posted by: xp_velocidad

Hmmm a young man left behind when everyone goes to Paris without him
and nobody mentions it
and it also happens to be snowy and around Christmas time

Well that is interesting isn't it you all really aren't that creative

Anyway I put in a full day at the empty office taking all of your calls and also Christmas burglars found the leftover holiday party booze

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[Restricted to X-Factor Investigations and X-Men]

2024-12-04T13:06:05Z

Posted by: xp_erverse

The parents of a young mutant woman who died from an apparent drug overdose in October hired XFI to look into the circumstances of her death. I've attached our draft report, but basically, a new formulation of Kick called Rush is being distributed in the clubs. It's laced with some additive that triggers uncontrollable power manifestation that is nearly always fatal. We've not yet identified any intervention to stop an OD, like Narcan (which itself is useless).

We've discovered this is not simply a matter of profit over lives like mixing fentanyl with party drugs. This is a concerted effort by our old sapiens friends the Purifiers to flood the streets with drugs that not only are invariably fatal to mutants, but risk collateral damage as well. They call it Operation Noah. More Biblical cover for genocide.

We have pinpointed a warehouse in Brooklyn that appears to be their center of operations and manufacturing. Loathe as I am to admit it, interference may be beyond XFI's capabilities. I propose shepherding a small company of X-Men to the warehouse for reconnaissance and, very likely, a raid.

[Attachment: xficasefile_rush_DRAFT_03DEC2024.docx]

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[XFI] Club Silver Overdose

2024-10-26T23:34:17Z

Posted by: xp_longshot

Re: last night. Suspicious death at local nightclub involving mutant victim.

( Rundown )

( Persons of Note )

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[X-Factor Investigations]

2024-10-03T17:26:27Z

Posted by: xp_erverse

What do we know about this? It's been nearly a full year since we dismantled Haven and I haven't heard shit from Josie or Abhay, so I don't think this is them, but I don't want to discount the possibility they're finally making new moves.

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[XFI] Church of the Divine Will Follow-Up

2024-09-24T17:24:47Z

Posted by: xp_birdy

Following Arthur and I’s attendance of their service, it seems that the church is building quite a bit. Thanks to the canvassing done, it seems the community is rather neutral, with a confirmation that their building rate is rather substantial. I was able to check with the county’s zoning department, and it seems they have even more in the works. Despite being called a church, it doesn’t seem they meet the criteria for tax exemption status. However, this doesn’t fully account for the estimated donation intake.

To summarize why that’s important: this is an incredibly large amount of money that is entering the church, and because of this I would recommend we look a little deeper into their finances. If there is any book cooking going on, it might be best to pay a personal visit to their account.

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All Teams Report

2024-09-19T01:27:10Z

Posted by: xp_cypher

To: [x-men]. [x-force], [xfi], [eXcalibur]
Subject: Re the abrupt X-Jet departure yesterday

As most are probably aware, I keep several background alerts for any sort of content on the internet that might be relevant to the mansion, either in terms of threats or mutants in need of assistance.

Yesterday was something of a twofer - a video titled 'mutant vs men in black' popped up from a phone in rural Nebraska. It featured a young woman in a blind rage attacking what were clearly well trained and well-equipped professionals of some kind. As soon as the video popped up, I also became aware of a concerted effort to remove the video and any related content from public view.

Given the time constraint, and the fact the young woman had a very distinctive set of metal claws, I alerted Kyle to gather whoever he could so that we could assist. An impromptu team consisting of the two of us, Logan, Madin, Maya, and Rogue all departed in the jet to Nebraska immediately. Once on the ground, we found out that the effort to remove the video extended to a comprehensive jamming of all outbound signals from the area.

We encountered a number of dead bodies as well as an injured Dr. Sarah Kinney. We got her stabilized and made our way to an airfield where what I assume was Weapon X personnel were trying to abduct Laura Kinney. We fought our way to Laura and then evacuated with her and her mother and returned to the mansion.

In somewhat concerning though entirely predictable followup news, the location in Nebraska is completely free of any trace of the quasi-military incursion or any indication that anyone was violently attacked. Someone is being VERY thorough about covering their tracks.

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Quick Message

2024-09-16T02:02:47Z

Posted by: xp_dominion

to: [X-Men Channel]
from: [Kane, Garrison]

Back from Canada. Yes, I have a bag full of Ketchup Chips, All-Dressed Ruffles, Coffee Crisps and Kraft Dinner. Make your claims quickly before Beulah takes all of whatever is left once she gets there.

I'm returning to active duty on the team for deployment and field work. Scott, I sent you a few extra details and my latest DR summary. If anyone has questions, let me know. But I'm ready to get back out there.

--Kane

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