XP Teams - X-Men, X-Force, X-Factor, and others

[All Teams] Location Spells

Tue, 05 May 2026 02:18:58 GMT

Posted by: xp_topaz

We've confirmed that the missing people are definitely not in the tri-state area. At this point if we want to expand out further we're going to need somewhere to actually focus on. "Find this person wherever in the world they are" is unfortunately not valid.

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X-Force Only

Sat, 01 Nov 2025 04:35:37 GMT

Posted by: xp_daytripper

So. We're back. Miss us? ;)

Longer report to follow once I've slept for 100 hours, but everyone is back in one piece and the Seven aren't after us any more.

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[X-Force]

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 13:44:16 GMT

Posted by: xp_velocidad

You all told me to go the office more and I agreed but what the fuck are these seven creepy dudes doing lurking around the building when I am trying to go get my iced cortado

No seriously though, the spooky seven weirdos we’ve been waiting for are around and I’ve been here for a few hours and they’re not going anywhere

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X-Force Only: Guests - Invited and Uninvited

Fri, 24 Oct 2025 01:38:02 GMT

Posted by: xp_daytripper

After today's attempt to abduct Emily and Rictor, we're keeping the two of them - and Pixie - safe under lockdown in the office. I'm not sure how long for - until we can identify the threat and deal with it. I've attached everything we've been able to collect so far, but as you can see, it's not a lot.

Angie's working on a protection roster - at least two of us here at all times, keeping an eye out. Sue's working with Doug to juice up the security; Clea, Topaz and I are doing the same with the wards, and then it's hitting the research until we find out who the fuck these arseholes are and what they want.

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Mission Report - Nevada (Part 2). [Locked to eXcalibur]

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 00:50:23 GMT

Posted by: xp_submariner

Location: Nevada, United States
Anomaly Origin: Temporary dimensional rift initiated via unknown technology.

( Mission Summary: Found family. Ugh. )

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Mission report - Nevada

Sun, 01 Jun 2025 14:32:29 GMT

Posted by: xp_emplate

Well, Kyle and I debated which of us would be responsible for this report, but alas, he prevailed on the grounds he delivered one a scant week prior.

So, Nevada.

In brief, the readings detected by eXcalibur were indeed indicative of a dimensional breech. It was an alien craft, in every sense of the world; the visitors were not only from another dimension, but space-farers. Those we initially took to be the crew also proved to be shapeshifters colloquially referred to as "the Brood" in their native world, which might itself have been nothing but an amusing cultural difference had they not been intent on covertly propagating their race across the galaxy. I think it may rightly be said that diplomatic relations broke down around the time they began implanting us with their parasitic spawn. We weren't even offered dinner.

The vessel and its rightful crew have departed; Hawkeye and Bruiser successfully assisted in repairs, and it sounds as if Namor and Daredevil advised on some diplomatic concerns as well. Further, all present underwent rigorous examination and treatment before returning to ensure no unwanted hitchhikers. We have been cleared through the Medlab as well as an additional precaution.

Once again, my apologies to Mockingbird for suggesting this as a first mission. However, your catch with the cryo-suite was quite invaluable.

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Fuckin' Weapon X

Thu, 29 May 2025 05:55:20 GMT

Posted by: xp_wildchild

(locked to X-Men, X-Force)

So I know I talked to all the x-Men about this and I'm pretty sure that Doug talked to his team, because he complained about having to define "DILF"

I got fucking nothing off any damn scent trails over at the school - just that Kimura chick and nobody else, which means either she was operating solo -or- whoever was there with her was good. I don't wanna think it's the second one but I can't rule it out.

igbr the last couple times they showed up it didn't end well for anybody so I'm pretty fucked up about this

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[X-Factor Investigations] Semi-new hire

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 00:26:57 GMT

Posted by: xp_erverse

Lorna is back and has sworn she won't leave us for domestic dormancy for at least 6 months. So until she flakes on us again, we have another fully licensed PI on staff. No more excuses that we're overworked. Do your jobs.

xoxo qq

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[eXcal] Travel Advisory

Fri, 10 Jan 2025 00:41:20 GMT

Posted by: xp_submariner

Notice:

My royal personage, Namor the First, will be accompanied by Megan Gwynn, Meggan Szardos, and Jay Guthrie (trainee status, wish him courage) to investigate the recent rift opened near – sadly not in – the Irish Sea. We will be gone tonight through the weekend with the equipment required for this task.

Do not fret. We will return in victory as soon as the the deed has been handled.

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[eXcal Only] System Generated Alert, Attention Required

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 15:39:23 GMT

Posted by: xp_submariner

Chapel Monitoring System Alert: Anomalous Energy Signature Detected

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Subject: Stable, Continuous Dimensional Flux & Incongruous Resonance Signature Detected
Location: 54°06′52″N 4°35′43″W, Isle of Man, Irish Sea, UTC ±00:00
Timestamp: 08-Jan-2025, 15:38 UTC
Wormhole ERB Status: Inactive

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( Alert Summary and Recommendations )

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[X-Force]

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 04:23:48 GMT

Posted by: xp_velocidad

Hmmm a young man left behind when everyone goes to Paris without him
and nobody mentions it
and it also happens to be snowy and around Christmas time

Well that is interesting isn't it you all really aren't that creative

Anyway I put in a full day at the empty office taking all of your calls and also Christmas burglars found the leftover holiday party booze

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[Restricted to X-Factor Investigations and X-Men]

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 13:06:05 GMT

Posted by: xp_erverse

The parents of a young mutant woman who died from an apparent drug overdose in October hired XFI to look into the circumstances of her death. I've attached our draft report, but basically, a new formulation of Kick called Rush is being distributed in the clubs. It's laced with some additive that triggers uncontrollable power manifestation that is nearly always fatal. We've not yet identified any intervention to stop an OD, like Narcan (which itself is useless).

We've discovered this is not simply a matter of profit over lives like mixing fentanyl with party drugs. This is a concerted effort by our old sapiens friends the Purifiers to flood the streets with drugs that not only are invariably fatal to mutants, but risk collateral damage as well. They call it Operation Noah. More Biblical cover for genocide.

We have pinpointed a warehouse in Brooklyn that appears to be their center of operations and manufacturing. Loathe as I am to admit it, interference may be beyond XFI's capabilities. I propose shepherding a small company of X-Men to the warehouse for reconnaissance and, very likely, a raid.

[Attachment: xficasefile_rush_DRAFT_03DEC2024.docx]

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[XFI] Club Silver Overdose

Sat, 26 Oct 2024 23:34:17 GMT

Posted by: xp_longshot

Re: last night. Suspicious death at local nightclub involving mutant victim.

( Rundown )

( Persons of Note )

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[X-Factor Investigations]

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 17:26:27 GMT

Posted by: xp_erverse

What do we know about this? It's been nearly a full year since we dismantled Haven and I haven't heard shit from Josie or Abhay, so I don't think this is them, but I don't want to discount the possibility they're finally making new moves.

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[XFI] Church of the Divine Will Follow-Up

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 17:24:47 GMT

Posted by: xp_birdy

Following Arthur and I’s attendance of their service, it seems that the church is building quite a bit. Thanks to the canvassing done, it seems the community is rather neutral, with a confirmation that their building rate is rather substantial. I was able to check with the county’s zoning department, and it seems they have even more in the works. Despite being called a church, it doesn’t seem they meet the criteria for tax exemption status. However, this doesn’t fully account for the estimated donation intake.

To summarize why that’s important: this is an incredibly large amount of money that is entering the church, and because of this I would recommend we look a little deeper into their finances. If there is any book cooking going on, it might be best to pay a personal visit to their account.

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All Teams Report

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 01:27:10 GMT

Posted by: xp_cypher

To: [x-men]. [x-force], [xfi], [eXcalibur]
Subject: Re the abrupt X-Jet departure yesterday

As most are probably aware, I keep several background alerts for any sort of content on the internet that might be relevant to the mansion, either in terms of threats or mutants in need of assistance.

Yesterday was something of a twofer - a video titled 'mutant vs men in black' popped up from a phone in rural Nebraska. It featured a young woman in a blind rage attacking what were clearly well trained and well-equipped professionals of some kind. As soon as the video popped up, I also became aware of a concerted effort to remove the video and any related content from public view.

Given the time constraint, and the fact the young woman had a very distinctive set of metal claws, I alerted Kyle to gather whoever he could so that we could assist. An impromptu team consisting of the two of us, Logan, Madin, Maya, and Rogue all departed in the jet to Nebraska immediately. Once on the ground, we found out that the effort to remove the video extended to a comprehensive jamming of all outbound signals from the area.

We encountered a number of dead bodies as well as an injured Dr. Sarah Kinney. We got her stabilized and made our way to an airfield where what I assume was Weapon X personnel were trying to abduct Laura Kinney. We fought our way to Laura and then evacuated with her and her mother and returned to the mansion.

In somewhat concerning though entirely predictable followup news, the location in Nebraska is completely free of any trace of the quasi-military incursion or any indication that anyone was violently attacked. Someone is being VERY thorough about covering their tracks.

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Quick Message

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 02:02:47 GMT

Posted by: xp_dominion

to: [X-Men Channel]
from: [Kane, Garrison]

Back from Canada. Yes, I have a bag full of Ketchup Chips, All-Dressed Ruffles, Coffee Crisps and Kraft Dinner. Make your claims quickly before Beulah takes all of whatever is left once she gets there.

I'm returning to active duty on the team for deployment and field work. Scott, I sent you a few extra details and my latest DR summary. If anyone has questions, let me know. But I'm ready to get back out there.

--Kane

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[Excalibur Only]

Sat, 07 Sep 2024 17:14:03 GMT

Posted by: xp_submariner

All hands to the chapel.

Security was compromised with this newest emergence. We have attached the relevant data in expectation that it will motivate a quick, brilliant solution.

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[All Teams]

Sat, 07 Sep 2024 17:08:24 GMT

Posted by: xp_submariner

The universe has once again opened upon us, and the world has been changed.

Rest assured – this has been handled.

A being emerged this morning after a brief connection with Our Causeway, burning with the will to twist nature itself. They rejected hospitality. They were promptly subdued.

Physicians and alienists: the creature is being held in the chapel quarantine area. It had wrapped itself in some strange, fragile cocoon, so this may merely be a larval form. Do as you must.

For the rest of you: steer clear of the chapel. The anomalous energy continues to persist in the aftermath. Excalibur's finest are assessing the situation. Do as advised.

Molly Hayes, Marius Laverne, and Illyana Rapstunia, Sovereign of the Stepping Realm and all its claims, will be commended for their aid in bringing this affair to its conclusion quickly.

- Namor of the House Thakorr, the First of His Name, Prince of the Blood, The Avenging Son, Master of the Sea and Sky, Emperor of the Deep, King of Atlantis. Imperius Rex.

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An update from yesterday

Sun, 14 Jul 2024 20:46:27 GMT

Posted by: xp_bevatron

Firstly, Liam and Catseye are returned to the mansion and recovering from their ordeal. It appears that they were targeted for kidnapping while at Central Park due to their visible mutant status. They were then transported to the Adirondacks for some manner of ritual combined with a "Most Dangerous Game" livestreamed hunt involving failed reality star Ulysses Bloodstone.

Bloodstone himself does not appear to be the one behind the magical aspect of the hunt - that was organized by his wife Verussa, who unfortunately seems to have escaped amidst the chaos. The focus of the ritual was an artefact - a ruby red stone not dissimilar from Illyana Rasputin's bloodstones. The similarity seems to be coincidental, though, as there is no apparent connection between them.

Approximately a dozen other visibly feral mutants of a variety of morphological types (rabbit, insect, et cetera) were also abducted from around the tri-state area and provided as prey for the hunters. The magic involved seems to have distorted the perception of the 'hunters', causing the prey to appear more bestial than their actual appearance.

The X-Men were able to intervene before any of the mutants could be murdered, and they were all brought back to the mansion in order to have their injuries treated (the more severe ones were transported to the emergency room). Some of the victims are still at the mansion while transportation home is coordinated.

SHIELD, the FBI, and local authorities were alerted as to the situation and had taken Bloodstone into custody for questioning regarding the human trafficking attacks as of our departure from the area.

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Yesterday

Sun, 07 Jul 2024 01:00:07 GMT

Posted by: xp_topaz

A little bit of good news that we probably need after all that - we've successfully destroyed the Slendermen's bubble dimension.

I won't get too into the details unless someone really wants them, but basically Amanda, Clea, Stephen, and I have been working for a bit on a spell that was meant to destabilize the dimension. Admittedly we had to rush a bit yesterday, but we managed to set it off right after everyone got out. Thank you Arthur for keeping the portal open and stable long enough for us to do that and run.

I haven't talked to anyone who got dragged in yesterday - actually, I don't remember getting home at all, I can only assume someone had to carry me, so thank you for that as well - but if there are any concerns about lasting physical/magical effects on anyone, send them to me for a look over. Tomorrow. Possibly Monday. But aside from Maya (who was a special case), people are usually okay once they get out of that place (aside from a persistent egg aversion) so it should be fine.

I'll try to be available for questions for a bit, but no promises.

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[eXcal only] Statuses and Decrees

Thu, 27 Jun 2024 23:36:37 GMT

Posted by: xp_submariner

Your attention:

- We will remind you all of the importance of fortitude in the face of chaos. Be that, We will will have no choice but to make an example of anyone found not properly cataloging what they forage from the 'snack machine.' Leniency will be afforded to those who share notes here.

On Connections This Month:

- Seven anomalies of significance proportion enough to note this week. All but one self resolved, and drones sent were deployed to scout to three. Six held signs of civilization found within safe deployment radius. One result held only ruinous desert. Notes attached. Review at your leisure.

- The current connection has proven stable enough to traverse, but reads to close within the week. Advise.

- Meggan Svardos, have my affirmation that the sociological data retrieved has been sent for your care. The science corps were automatically copied.

- Medium to small 'blips' have been noted with frequency and length.

- I have personally surveyed three additional Atlantean outpost locations as provided by the translated relic starcharts. Neither are operational and were flooded. Molly Hayes, We will suggest it may prove advantageous to ensure the drones are able to travel underwater to ensure proper documentation.

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[X-Force] Impromptu Book Heist

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 00:00:28 GMT

Posted by: xp_topaz

Recently, Harvard removed a book bound in human skin. It, amazingly, is not magic or cursed in any way.

However, if they're going to start going through their collection and possibly removing books, there are at least three I've identified that we should absolutely get away from them because they are magic. It's not a high priority thing, they're not accessible to the public and they haven't been identified for review, but sooner rather than later would be good.

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[eXcal] Schedule Update

Sat, 18 May 2024 14:18:04 GMT

Posted by: xp_loa

Likely as good a time as ever to ask if anyone have summer hours they either want or don’t want for monitoring duties. I, of course, am posting this from my phone as I pack, will be updating the schedule with information as it comes in.

I’ll be going back home for a bit but will have my phone if anyone needs me specifically for anything, I’m just a phone call away xx

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I’m back

Wed, 08 May 2024 05:46:55 GMT

Posted by: xp_jubilee

[X-Force Only ]

Was I ever gone? No one will ever know.

Did I miss anything interesting?

MA, and Amanda, the Croatian triplets say hi and they made me bring you some Kiflice. That I did without eating them all was torture.

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