To Snow Valley staff

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm not appreciative or anything, but when I said feed the fish, I didn't mean you should also give it The Jeffersons treatment. Now it's living in luxury, and I don't think it loves me anymore.

Do fish love? Actually, pretend I didn't ask, because I guarantee one of you has a horrifying story to answer that with.

Treats from an airport duty-free store by the water-cooler. Eat at your own risk.

Comments

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

But not you, of course, because you notice everything and feel guilt about nothing.

And don't knock the 80 cent fish. That thing was supposed to bring me luck, and nothing terrible has happened, so...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

He is a very sweet fish and he deserves a deluxe apartment in the sky.