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We're starting to get a better picture of the situation regarding our missing friends.

As soon as we have a final location we'll be rolling out a rescue team. Everyone available let me know so I can pick a rescue team and a defense team in case Weapon X thing about hitting us while we're sistracted.

~ Scott

xp_invisible

Urrgh, I hate writing these, never know if I'm doing it right or I should include everything like a scientific paper.

But here we go, update.

So, no surprise we ran into our missing people, and then some. Did you know Kyle has an adamantium skeleton now? If anyone manages to find the formula for this stuff lying around, I'd love you forever.

Oh yeah and you know that Wade Wilson person? They've got him too! He was blasting away with a sniper rifle, he owes me an apology if we ever catch up with him...an we will.

We didn't see Jessie, but the others all seem to be alive and in pretty good health, at least judging by the way they went toe to toe with us.

xp_invisible

We've been working on the microchip that was implanted in Laura.

So far all we've managed to figure out is it's meant to be tied into her Limbic system, trying to control or channel her body's natural responses to direct them into whatever they want it to be. It's some real mad scientist stuff.

It'll take a while to peel it apart, but we've started looking into the suppliers. Hopefully we can find enough info to track down the supply chain.

xp_topaz

We've confirmed that the missing people are definitely not in the tri-state area. At this point if we want to expand out further we're going to need somewhere to actually focus on. "Find this person wherever in the world they are" is unfortunately not valid.

xp_daytripper

So. We're back. Miss us? ;)

Longer report to follow once I've slept for 100 hours, but everyone is back in one piece and the Seven aren't after us any more.

xp_velocidad

You all told me to go the office more and I agreed but what the fuck are these seven creepy dudes doing lurking around the building when I am trying to go get my iced cortado

No seriously though, the spooky seven weirdos we’ve been waiting for are around and I’ve been here for a few hours and they’re not going anywhere

xp_daytripper

After today's attempt to abduct Emily and Rictor, we're keeping the two of them - and Pixie - safe under lockdown in the office. I'm not sure how long for - until we can identify the threat and deal with it. I've attached everything we've been able to collect so far, but as you can see, it's not a lot.

Angie's working on a protection roster - at least two of us here at all times, keeping an eye out. Sue's working with Doug to juice up the security; Clea, Topaz and I are doing the same with the wards, and then it's hitting the research until we find out who the fuck these arseholes are and what they want.

xp_submariner

Location: Nevada, United States
Anomaly Origin: Temporary dimensional rift initiated via unknown technology.

( Mission Summary: Found family. Ugh. )

xp_emplate

Well, Kyle and I debated which of us would be responsible for this report, but alas, he prevailed on the grounds he delivered one a scant week prior.

So, Nevada.

In brief, the readings detected by eXcalibur were indeed indicative of a dimensional breech. It was an alien craft, in every sense of the world; the visitors were not only from another dimension, but space-farers. Those we initially took to be the crew also proved to be shapeshifters colloquially referred to as "the Brood" in their native world, which might itself have been nothing but an amusing cultural difference had they not been intent on covertly propagating their race across the galaxy. I think it may rightly be said that diplomatic relations broke down around the time they began implanting us with their parasitic spawn. We weren't even offered dinner.

The vessel and its rightful crew have departed; Hawkeye and Bruiser successfully assisted in repairs, and it sounds as if Namor and Daredevil advised on some diplomatic concerns as well. Further, all present underwent rigorous examination and treatment before returning to ensure no unwanted hitchhikers. We have been cleared through the Medlab as well as an additional precaution.

Once again, my apologies to Mockingbird for suggesting this as a first mission. However, your catch with the cryo-suite was quite invaluable.

xp_wildchild

(locked to X-Men, X-Force)

So I know I talked to all the x-Men about this and I'm pretty sure that Doug talked to his team, because he complained about having to define "DILF"

I got fucking nothing off any damn scent trails over at the school - just that Kimura chick and nobody else, which means either she was operating solo -or- whoever was there with her was good. I don't wanna think it's the second one but I can't rule it out.

igbr the last couple times they showed up it didn't end well for anybody so I'm pretty fucked up about this

xp_erverse

Lorna is back and has sworn she won't leave us for domestic dormancy for at least 6 months. So until she flakes on us again, we have another fully licensed PI on staff. No more excuses that we're overworked. Do your jobs.

xoxo qq

xp_submariner

Notice:

My royal personage, Namor the First, will be accompanied by Megan Gwynn, Meggan Szardos, and Jay Guthrie (trainee status, wish him courage) to investigate the recent rift opened near – sadly not in – the Irish Sea. We will be gone tonight through the weekend with the equipment required for this task.

Do not fret. We will return in victory as soon as the the deed has been handled.

xp_submariner

Chapel Monitoring System Alert: Anomalous Energy Signature Detected

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Subject: Stable, Continuous Dimensional Flux & Incongruous Resonance Signature Detected
Location: 54°06′52″N 4°35′43″W, Isle of Man, Irish Sea, UTC ±00:00
Timestamp: 08-Jan-2025, 15:38 UTC
Wormhole ERB Status: Inactive

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( Alert Summary and Recommendations )

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xp_velocidad

Hmmm a young man left behind when everyone goes to Paris without him
and nobody mentions it
and it also happens to be snowy and around Christmas time

Well that is interesting isn't it you all really aren't that creative

Anyway I put in a full day at the empty office taking all of your calls and also Christmas burglars found the leftover holiday party booze

xp_erverse

The parents of a young mutant woman who died from an apparent drug overdose in October hired XFI to look into the circumstances of her death. I've attached our draft report, but basically, a new formulation of Kick called Rush is being distributed in the clubs. It's laced with some additive that triggers uncontrollable power manifestation that is nearly always fatal. We've not yet identified any intervention to stop an OD, like Narcan (which itself is useless).

We've discovered this is not simply a matter of profit over lives like mixing fentanyl with party drugs. This is a concerted effort by our old sapiens friends the Purifiers to flood the streets with drugs that not only are invariably fatal to mutants, but risk collateral damage as well. They call it Operation Noah. More Biblical cover for genocide.

We have pinpointed a warehouse in Brooklyn that appears to be their center of operations and manufacturing. Loathe as I am to admit it, interference may be beyond XFI's capabilities. I propose shepherding a small company of X-Men to the warehouse for reconnaissance and, very likely, a raid.

[Attachment: xficasefile_rush_DRAFT_03DEC2024.docx]

xp_longshot

Re: last night. Suspicious death at local nightclub involving mutant victim.

( Rundown )

( Persons of Note )

xp_erverse

What do we know about this? It's been nearly a full year since we dismantled Haven and I haven't heard shit from Josie or Abhay, so I don't think this is them, but I don't want to discount the possibility they're finally making new moves.

xp_birdy

Following Arthur and I’s attendance of their service, it seems that the church is building quite a bit. Thanks to the canvassing done, it seems the community is rather neutral, with a confirmation that their building rate is rather substantial. I was able to check with the county’s zoning department, and it seems they have even more in the works. Despite being called a church, it doesn’t seem they meet the criteria for tax exemption status. However, this doesn’t fully account for the estimated donation intake.

To summarize why that’s important: this is an incredibly large amount of money that is entering the church, and because of this I would recommend we look a little deeper into their finances. If there is any book cooking going on, it might be best to pay a personal visit to their account.

xp_cypher

To: [x-men]. [x-force], [xfi], [eXcalibur]
Subject: Re the abrupt X-Jet departure yesterday

As most are probably aware, I keep several background alerts for any sort of content on the internet that might be relevant to the mansion, either in terms of threats or mutants in need of assistance.

Yesterday was something of a twofer - a video titled 'mutant vs men in black' popped up from a phone in rural Nebraska. It featured a young woman in a blind rage attacking what were clearly well trained and well-equipped professionals of some kind. As soon as the video popped up, I also became aware of a concerted effort to remove the video and any related content from public view.

Given the time constraint, and the fact the young woman had a very distinctive set of metal claws, I alerted Kyle to gather whoever he could so that we could assist. An impromptu team consisting of the two of us, Logan, Madin, Maya, and Rogue all departed in the jet to Nebraska immediately. Once on the ground, we found out that the effort to remove the video extended to a comprehensive jamming of all outbound signals from the area.

We encountered a number of dead bodies as well as an injured Dr. Sarah Kinney. We got her stabilized and made our way to an airfield where what I assume was Weapon X personnel were trying to abduct Laura Kinney. We fought our way to Laura and then evacuated with her and her mother and returned to the mansion.

In somewhat concerning though entirely predictable followup news, the location in Nebraska is completely free of any trace of the quasi-military incursion or any indication that anyone was violently attacked. Someone is being VERY thorough about covering their tracks.

xp_dominion

to: [X-Men Channel]
from: [Kane, Garrison]

Back from Canada. Yes, I have a bag full of Ketchup Chips, All-Dressed Ruffles, Coffee Crisps and Kraft Dinner. Make your claims quickly before Beulah takes all of whatever is left once she gets there.

I'm returning to active duty on the team for deployment and field work. Scott, I sent you a few extra details and my latest DR summary. If anyone has questions, let me know. But I'm ready to get back out there.

--Kane

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