XP Teams - X-Men, X-Force, X-Factor, and others

It has come to my attention that we as a team are not fully utilizing our newest intern to her full potential.

Quire, I understand not using. Fairly certain I pay him to leave me alone. Hope, on the other hand is actually pleasant to be around.

I now royally decree (because I can do that) that Hope be used as a research assistant and her full paycheque be earned with the blood and sweat of hard work.

On another note, I'm reinstating Taco Tuesdays. I hope there will be no further salsa incidents. The last one cost me a fortune in drycleaning.

Hey everyone.

Warren here.

I'd first like to thank morphine for making this post a reality. You the real MVP.

Also, XFI had one heckuva night, amirite? Long story short, we've been looking into that Mole guy's untimely demise. Due to some excellent detective work, we found a penthouse and a phone, in that order. The phone had a call from Carslyle Medical Centre in lovely Manhattan, but alas, they use a switchboard. Jackasses.

The penthouse, well... we were less lucky on that front. Some hairy, beast like thing with claws attacked us and let's just say, certain body parts barely avoided destruction. Have no fears though -- the wazzer is safe.

Also, I would like to take this opportunity to formally object to mutton chops and trench coats. I'm sure it has a certain charm to it but it only works if you don't have chipmunk cheeks.

Anyways. XFI out. I think the team needs a Caribbean cruise while we recuperate because frankly, we look worse than Frankenstein's Monster. Team? Thoughts? I have a uranium card, and I'm not afraid to use it.