I need a better benefits package....

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Hey everyone.

Warren here.

I'd first like to thank morphine for making this post a reality. You the real MVP.

Also, XFI had one heckuva night, amirite? Long story short, we've been looking into that Mole guy's untimely demise. Due to some excellent detective work, we found a penthouse and a phone, in that order. The phone had a call from Carslyle Medical Centre in lovely Manhattan, but alas, they use a switchboard. Jackasses.

The penthouse, well... we were less lucky on that front. Some hairy, beast like thing with claws attacked us and let's just say, certain body parts barely avoided destruction. Have no fears though -- the wazzer is safe.

Also, I would like to take this opportunity to formally object to mutton chops and trench coats. I'm sure it has a certain charm to it but it only works if you don't have chipmunk cheeks.

Anyways. XFI out. I think the team needs a Caribbean cruise while we recuperate because frankly, we look worse than Frankenstein's Monster. Team? Thoughts? I have a uranium card, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Comments

[xp_daytripper]

Between Gen X and their rescue service and you lot getting chewed up, apparently we need to stop going out for birthday drinks...

With the phone - mind if you throw it X-Force's way? We have People in better shape who might be able to get more out of it. Also, Doug/Dom, can one of you see if there's any security camera footage of this hairy bloke? He sounds familiar.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Vas-y. We don't want it. Pretty sure it's cursed anyways.

Sue probably still has it because that girl has wonderful work ethic and wouldn't have let it go.

[xp_daytripper]

I'll track her down and relieve her of her duty. You lot need anything, since it looks like I'm making a medlab visit?

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Since I probably shouldn't ask for anything inappropriate, I think I'm good but thanks for asking. You're so kind, thinking of me, withering away on a lonely medical gurney, so close to death....

Remember me fondly.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

Ignore him, he's just angling for more pain killers, or sympathy from the med bay.

If you want to have someone swing by the office to pick up the phone you can have at it. I took a look at it but I don't have enough time to track down all the contacts. I'm trying to reshuffle our jobs with about 3.5 actual staff members at the moment.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

“People” here. ;-) Gimme what you got, and I’ll see if I can make it dance.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

Can you swing by to pick it up? Or I can have it delivered to you. I can upload what I've copied so far to a secure server if you want to get started early.

[x-longshot.livejournal.com]

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[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

You are one lucky bastard, you know that?

I'm sure there's something wittier to say but I got nothing. Rain cheque.

[x-longshot.livejournal.com]

I am positive that your retort will be worth waiting for!

Like, can I steal the contents of a bakery and bring it over to you guys?

Or... who is watching the office? Do we need to? Is that something?

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Does this mean random movie watching late at night is in Medlab this week? Cause, I'm thinking Tales of the ER or something like that. (There's some really gross ones you've gotta see. )

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

I knew you'd take care of me.

I suppose if there's plenty of gore, I need spaghetti and Bloody Mary's.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Wait, hang on. Hairy with claws, mutton chops and a trench coat? You got anything else on the dude who attacked you? Cause I mean, going on that alone, it could've been our very own Surly McCigar-Smoker. Except for the trench coat. Logan's more white-tank-top-that's-too-small than trench coat.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Logan has some manners.

This one was a man beast.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

'Man beast.' You got anything else for me, Worthington? Hair color? Anything?

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

I was too busy being blinded to pay too much attention.I'll remember to take notes next time.

Non-sarcastic answer: I'm fairly certain Amanda has security footage. Sue or Bobbi could probably give you a better description too.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Twinkle Toes. I'll check with them.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Guess I need to up the feral aspect a bit more.

Not really helping us narrow it down there.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

To be fair, you're pretty domesticated.

That being said, I will most likely will regret this comment. Look at me -- I'm addicted to life threatening situations now!

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Hard not to be coming in and out of this place.

Didn't you realize that living here makes that your life?

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Yup all us clawed hairy guys need something to set us apart.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

So which one of you clawed, hairy guys sports a trench coat?

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Guy going by the name of Victor Creed aka Sabretooth if any additional details Wings has doesn't nix the initial impression.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Oh, he's a nasty fella. Patch had to kick him out of Hellhouse a few different times. Total raging psycho.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Isn't there some collective database floating around here? Think folks have gotten their after action reports written/uploaded?

Got some bad history there.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Like our kinda history or something unique to you?

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

No idea. Dude just had a hard on for making my life hell.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Sabretooth? Really? That's his name? I really shouldn't be surprised after the damage he did.