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To: [All X-Men]
From: [Wildchild]
Subject: WHO PUT ME ON PAPERWORK DUTY? ALSO APRIL HAS JOINED US.

I don't like it.

okay no I lied, I kinda DO like it. It's fun, just not when we're also dealing with the shit that is whatever's going on down at the portal chapel.

ANYWAY. So April is joining us, everyone say HI, she'll be on the regular comms and team-danger-room roster as of tomorrow AM. I got her some regular leathers, I found the case of comm devices, you know what I don't know how to do? Order ones with the fancing piping so all she's got now is like the basic black instead of the fancy colors.

PS: As of tomorrow AM doesn't mean put her on a morning DR run tomorrow AM. Don't be mean.

Wildchild

HI EVERYONE

Incident report

I am doing this on voice to text because I don't wanna get glitter in my keyboard and someone dumped glitter on me sometime last night

Blink put in a all call to everyone to assist with some Friends of Humanity fuckos who were fuckoing up the setup for the Met Gala (and for everyone who doesn't know what that is, it's a big ass fashion fundraiser party for the Costume Institute of the Metropolitan Museum of Art

anyway the FoH fuckos were setting fires and trying to fuck up exhibits and maybe stealing shit I don't know because and I am not entirely sure on their position exactly but one of the dudes did say he was mad they had hired some mutants as staff but I also had him in a headlock so maybe it's not accurate

anyway, Blink did an all call, a bunch of us showed up I actually don't know who besides me, Quentin, Wanda, Hope, Emma - fuck, I lost track and I wasn't taking notes. Look, if you were there and punching FoH assholes or cleaning up video tape or putting out fires sign off here because I lost track and I don't know everyone's code names anymore

anyway big news this morning is that the Met Gala is hella postponed, because fires was set, and a bunch of celebrities are like, posting their "I woulda worn this" outfits to insta.

Wildchild OUT

all teams - I am pretty sure like, every science type that we have at eXcalibur is holed up in a lab together trying to figure out what's up with those hammers and man I have never felt more useless

I mean I'm like, making sure they're all fed and hydrated and windows are open and stuff and making sure people are remembering that not everyone knows their weird shorthand and to actually use their words and shit but

there is some SCIENCE going on here

So could - I mean anyone really, but mostly people who actually know anything about, I dunno magic fucking hammers or magic in general or Thor I guess head down there

Topaz you don't count I already saw you with books go take a nap