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[xp_wildchild]

To: [All X-Men]
From: [Wildchild]
Subject: WHO PUT ME ON PAPERWORK DUTY? ALSO APRIL HAS JOINED US.

I don't like it.

okay no I lied, I kinda DO like it. It's fun, just not when we're also dealing with the shit that is whatever's going on down at the portal chapel.

ANYWAY. So April is joining us, everyone say HI, she'll be on the regular comms and team-danger-room roster as of tomorrow AM. I got her some regular leathers, I found the case of comm devices, you know what I don't know how to do? Order ones with the fancing piping so all she's got now is like the basic black instead of the fancy colors.

PS: As of tomorrow AM doesn't mean put her on a morning DR run tomorrow AM. Don't be mean.

Wildchild

Comments

[xp_dominion]

We can't put her on a DR run tomorrow morning anyway since you're scheduled for our first Malice run already for 7am, remember? I'll bring some coffee.

--Kane

[xp_wildchild]

That's the one I don't want her shoved into!

I don't drink coffee, Gar, unless we're training for "Kyle defeats Malice by pooping on her."

[xp_bevatron]

At this point I am certainly willing to entertain all options for dealing with her.

[xp_dominion]

At no point did I say I was bringing coffee for you. Besides, we're at least a couple of weeks of development away from opening this up to other people effectively. It's just you and I getting beat on for a few hours for now.

[xp_wildchild]

Are you sure b/c as fucking fussy as she was, pooping on her might be a good strategy.

[xp_dominion]

If you want to run 'Plan Dookie' in the DR, you can do that one solo.

[xp_mayhem]

Basic black is fine, my arms and feet can provide enough color on their own.

[xp_wildchild]

Yeah, technically you get boots and gloves but like. I mean I wear mine sometimes. For the bike. I mean my gloves are fingerless, I guess I could wear them but the boots are right out.

[xp_mayhem]

Ugh I mean... I could probably figure out how to modify them, or get Forge to help, but I don't really need them. Anything that would significantly hurt my hands or feet wouldn't be stopped enough by boots or gloves to make it worth the effort, probably.

[xp_wildchild]

I mean nobody's ever given me shit for not wearing them so you're probably fine and if anyone does give you grief I'll put them on 5am danger room duty.

[xp_mayhem]

That doesn't work on Pyotr, Boris wakes us up that early sometimes.

[xp_wildchild]

Pretty sure big guy isn't gonna give you crap for being all toes out goes out though.

[xp_mayhem]

Not meanly, no.

[xp_blink]

I can work with her on her suit.

but MORE IMPORTANTLY. what's her trainee name??

[xp_wildchild]

Ooh, that concussions' really got you today. No trainee names since the whole 'world on fire' thing like ages ago. Colossus didn't get one or Dazzler.

EVEN IF I REQUESTED ALISON GET GLOWSTICK

[xp_blink]

I KNOW THAT.

we should bring it back. it was fun.

[xp_mayhem]

May and I went by Mayday and Mayhem, so.

[xp_blink]

I went by Tinky Winky, so we can do better

[xp_mayhem]

I like Mayhem. But also Tinky Winky, ouch.

[xp_blink]

I miss it sometimes.

there was nothing better than getting Wolverine to say "tinky winky"

[xp_mayhem]

Bit of a mouthful in a pinch though.

[xp_blink]

that's what she said

[xp_mayhem]

I.. what?

[xp_dust]

To: [All X-Men]
From: [Dust]
Subject: Re: WHO PUT ME ON PAPERWORK DUTY? ALSO APRIL HAS JOINED US.

So glad you finally decided take the big step, April!

I think I've a general DR run mid morning. You're free to join in if you want to, April?

Dust

[xp_mayhem]

Sounds great!

[xp_echo]

I’ll bring my old Pom Poms for her first DR run.

[xp_mayhem]

I'm going to web them to your face.

[xp_echo]

But think of all the great cheers I can make up.

[xp_mayhem]

Do it for Pyotr's next agility run and we'll talk.

[xp_colossus]

You get one taste of X-Men and go mad, then?

[xp_mayhem]

Equal opportunity mocking, you can help Maya with her cheers when she's egging on my DR run.

[xp_echo]

Don’t tempt me with a good time.

[xp_mayhem]

You'll have to hand him the poms and do the Colossus course with me after, it's in our roomie agreement. No laughing at his training unless he gets to laugh when I try to do giant size things without my webs. (It's very funny. There are definitely videos somewhere of me smacking face first into things.)

[xp_spectrum]

Welcome, April! If you've got any "I'm new to this whole team thing" questions, I'm glad to help out - where to find your locker, the comms duty roster and all that. :)