I need a better benefits package....

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Hey everyone.

Warren here.

I'd first like to thank morphine for making this post a reality. You the real MVP.

Also, XFI had one heckuva night, amirite? Long story short, we've been looking into that Mole guy's untimely demise. Due to some excellent detective work, we found a penthouse and a phone, in that order. The phone had a call from Carslyle Medical Centre in lovely Manhattan, but alas, they use a switchboard. Jackasses.

The penthouse, well... we were less lucky on that front. Some hairy, beast like thing with claws attacked us and let's just say, certain body parts barely avoided destruction. Have no fears though -- the wazzer is safe.

Also, I would like to take this opportunity to formally object to mutton chops and trench coats. I'm sure it has a certain charm to it but it only works if you don't have chipmunk cheeks.

Anyways. XFI out. I think the team needs a Caribbean cruise while we recuperate because frankly, we look worse than Frankenstein's Monster. Team? Thoughts? I have a uranium card, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Comments

[xp_daytripper]

Between Gen X and their rescue service and you lot getting chewed up, apparently we need to stop going out for birthday drinks...

With the phone - mind if you throw it X-Force's way? We have People in better shape who might be able to get more out of it. Also, Doug/Dom, can one of you see if there's any security camera footage of this hairy bloke? He sounds familiar.

[x-longshot.livejournal.com]

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[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Does this mean random movie watching late at night is in Medlab this week? Cause, I'm thinking Tales of the ER or something like that. (There's some really gross ones you've gotta see. )

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Wait, hang on. Hairy with claws, mutton chops and a trench coat? You got anything else on the dude who attacked you? Cause I mean, going on that alone, it could've been our very own Surly McCigar-Smoker. Except for the trench coat. Logan's more white-tank-top-that's-too-small than trench coat.