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Right.
So I've been following all your work, scrupulously taking notes, and other things that mean how much of a boss I am. I've determined no one is worthy enough to step into my ridiculously large shoes and everything remains as status quo.
As a consolation prize, you all get hamsters. There's a cage in the office. Maya, as the intern, they're your responsibility. I think I bought food. Hamsters eat donuts, right? Anyways, I've named each one after someone in the office -- feel free to figure out who is who.
Hint: The one always licking his junk is Q.
Happy Monday! I'll be in my office, ignoring you all, like usual.
- W
So I've been following all your work, scrupulously taking notes, and other things that mean how much of a boss I am. I've determined no one is worthy enough to step into my ridiculously large shoes and everything remains as status quo.
As a consolation prize, you all get hamsters. There's a cage in the office. Maya, as the intern, they're your responsibility. I think I bought food. Hamsters eat donuts, right? Anyways, I've named each one after someone in the office -- feel free to figure out who is who.
Hint: The one always licking his junk is Q.
Happy Monday! I'll be in my office, ignoring you all, like usual.
- W
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Date: 2018-10-22 04:51 pm (UTC)Can we at least get little plastic balls for them to run around in?
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Date: 2018-10-26 03:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-10-26 04:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-10-26 03:28 pm (UTC)Think of it this way: if you can't handle this, maybe you should never have children.
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Date: 2018-10-28 03:31 am (UTC)