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[xp_angel]

Right.

So I've been following all your work, scrupulously taking notes, and other things that mean how much of a boss I am. I've determined no one is worthy enough to step into my ridiculously large shoes and everything remains as status quo.

As a consolation prize, you all get hamsters. There's a cage in the office. Maya, as the intern, they're your responsibility. I think I bought food. Hamsters eat donuts, right? Anyways, I've named each one after someone in the office -- feel free to figure out who is who.

Hint: The one always licking his junk is Q.

Happy Monday! I'll be in my office, ignoring you all, like usual.

- W

Comments

[xp_echo]

Argh. Fine. And no, hamsters don't eat donuts. They eat hamster food. Don't blame me if you wake up to them nesting in your wings.

[xp_angel]

Ew. That's an automatic reason for dismissal.

Think of it this way: if you can't handle this, maybe you should never have children.

[xp_echo]

You're lucky that I actually care about doing well.