[eXcal Only] System Generated Alert, Attention Required

[xp_submariner]

Chapel Monitoring System Alert: Anomalous Energy Signature Detected

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Subject: Stable, Continuous Dimensional Flux & Incongruous Resonance Signature Detected
Location: 54°06′52″N 4°35′43″W, Isle of Man, Irish Sea, UTC ±00:00
Timestamp: 08-Jan-2025, 15:38 UTC
Wormhole ERB Status: Inactive

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Alert Summary: A continuous energy signature from an extramundane source has been detected. This signal exhibits characteristics consistent with preprogrammed dimensional flux activity by user @ CBarton, likely originating from a parallel universe or extradimensional source. No fluctuations or interruptions in the energy wave have been recorded for the past 72 hours, suggesting an anomalously stable rift or wormhole event.

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Detailed Findings:
- Energy Signature Characteristics:
- Frequency: 17.6 THz, consistent with interdimensional rift emissions.
- Intensity: Moderate, with periodic surges every 24 minutes, lasting approximately 18 seconds.
- Polarization: Highly complex, displaying multi-dimensional harmonic oscillations.

- Flux Activity:
- Dimensional integrity of the surrounding area remains unaltered, with no signs of collapse or temporal instability.
- No observable mass or object transference through the anomaly at present from available satellite imagery.
- Flux field appears to be self-contained within a radius of 3.2 km, with no direct impact on local marine life or weather patterns observed.

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Action Recommended:
- Continued monitoring of the anomaly is advised. Dimensional fluctuation falls outside system-known parameters.
- Initiate low-frequency scans for possible interferences with terrestrial communication systems.
- Deploy deep-coverage wide-area advanced reconnaissance fleet (DWARF) to further probe the event’s characteristics without breaching the anomaly's proximity.


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Comments

[xp_pixie]

That's new. We're sending a team to check it out, right? There's some interesting folklore in this area and I wouldn't mind the chance to probe it in person.

[xp_meggan]

Oh, I'd hope we would, yeah--and I'd be interested in checking out the area, too.

I need to go brush up on some of that folklore in a minute, to confirm which ones were definitely connected to the place.

For some reason, I thought the Talking Mongoose incident was in Scotland! Nope. Gef was at the Isle of Man. Or whoever pretended to be the supposedly invisible little guy was there.

[xp_submariner]

I would not be against triumphing over an inter-dimensional Mongoose invasion.Tell me more.

Much better than the alternative and capricious fae those in Eire were obsessed with.

[xp_meggan]

Gef may have just been someone using ventriloquism for a really big prank, and not an evil overlord out to conquer our plain of existence.

(He supposedly enjoyed offerings of milk placed in saucers suspended from the ceiling, though. And hunting mice.)

[xp_submariner]

Disappointing.

I had taken to the micro, soft-edged browser to investigate this potential foe, but all it appears this island is famous for lately is a cycle of disappearances. And "podcasters."

[xp_submariner]

Translate this crisis level into something lacking the monosyllabic theater of science.

This does not match the patterns recorded with our last child-abandoning interloper or the magical ritual from those sun-blinded first-lighters. Neither were so prolonged.

No mass hysteria or casualties in local Ériu news as well. A pity.

[xp_icarus]

Hope I ain't overstepping my trainee status by doing so, but I e-mailed Jono Starsmore to see if he had any insight on the folklore of the area.

[xp_submariner]

Who?

[xp_icarus]

British guy who lives here who knows a lot about British folklore; might have insight. Pretty sure it's his area of study

[xp_submariner]

Oh, you are acquainted? Very well.

We value ambition. Go ahead.