Topaz (emailed to Gen X as well)

[xp_daytripper]

It's clear something's happened to Topaz - she's dropped out of contact with everyone and there's been no sightings of her since yesterday. I've tried location spells, but I'm not getting anything specific.

Time to break out the official search parties.

Please?

Comments

[xp_echo]

I don't remember calling 1800Douchebag. And yet, here you are.

How about we just swap you out instead? You've already been dead once, I'm sure practice makes perfect, right?

[xp_erverse]

I would if I could.

[xp_echo]

Why are you always such a tool? Every time. Every single time.

[xp_tarot]

You are an unbelievably hideous person, Maya Lopez. There is no excuse for this under any circumstances.

Please expect a call from your father and grandfather soon. You may recall I have them in my contact list. They will not be impressed.