Topaz (emailed to Gen X as well)

[xp_daytripper]

It's clear something's happened to Topaz - she's dropped out of contact with everyone and there's been no sightings of her since yesterday. I've tried location spells, but I'm not getting anything specific.

Time to break out the official search parties.

Please?

Comments

[xp_echo]

Oh dear. Did I hit a nerve? Make you feel as useless as you actually are? Poor baby.

All I'm seeing right now is a lot of useless activity to keep yourselves feeling as if you're doing something because none of you have the first clue what's going on.

Get back to me when you have an actual solution beyond 'Let's go everywhere and maybe we'll get lucky'.

[xp_erverse]

what the actual fuck is wrong with you

[xp_echo]

What's wrong with you?

[xp_erverse]

A lot of things. But I'm not the one poking their fat head in where it doesn't belong. If you could be switched out with Topaz, that would be great. Better you lying dead in a gutter.

[xp_echo]

I don't remember calling 1800Douchebag. And yet, here you are.

How about we just swap you out instead? You've already been dead once, I'm sure practice makes perfect, right?

[xp_erverse]

I would if I could.

[xp_echo]

Why are you always such a tool? Every time. Every single time.

[xp_tarot]

You are an unbelievably hideous person, Maya Lopez. There is no excuse for this under any circumstances.

Please expect a call from your father and grandfather soon. You may recall I have them in my contact list. They will not be impressed.

[xp_clea]

Maya, this isn't the time to do this.

[xp_skin]

At least they're trying everything they can, magic and mundane. What have you done or even offered to do to help?

I know you have trouble remembering that other people have feelings too, but maybe you might want to consider that rubbing Amanda's nose in not being able to find somebody who really matters to her isn't the kindest way to go about it.

[xp_tarot]

Angelo, each of us has tried to convince her that she should have some kind of compassion. I believe she just enjoys being hideous.