They self destruct? Jesus, what is our vending machine on???

Anyway, I'll come get a sample to make sure it's only the usual ingredients and they're safe to eat. Can somebody get Illyana to check for magical residue on them?

Once we know whether they're magic or not and if they're safe to eat, I guess it's a free for all for whoever likes gingerbread. Hey Matt, can you smell them? See if there's any weirdness there? Oh, also, I guess, listen to them? I mean. I don't know. I'm grasping at straws here.

Thanks, Meggan, for testing things scientifically. You're the best.