For XFI:

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Hear ye, hear ye:

During my wanderings on ye olde Interwebs, I have found a mascot.






Get it? Right? Everyone?

If not, you're fired.

Sincerely,

Warren.


ooc: credit to Arseniic, on deviantart

Comments

[xp-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

...so does anyone know if any other PI firms hiring or?

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Your reference will be "Does not have a sense of humour"

[xp-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

Aka very serious and dilligent employee. That'd be great, thanks!

[xp-erverse.livejournal.com]

Are you 5?

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Out of 5? Absolutely.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Serious? Diligent? No, no. I would picture more 'morose' and 'mind-numbingly boring' as more accurate interpretations of that.

[xp-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

Hey, would a morose, mind-numbingly boring person have their own YouTube video?

Ok, some people like that do have YouTube videos but I'm awesome!

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

And it currently has about 50,000 views. You should really petition TMZ for your cut in royalties.

I, personally, have logged about 5,000 of those.

[xp-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

Clearly you should be my agent, though technically it's all your fault in the first place.

That's all? I would've thought more.

[xp-erverse.livejournal.com]

I wasn't talking about the asshole scale.

[x-longshot.livejournal.com]

!!!

In-VEST-tigator.

Oh you, Warren.