2018-10-22

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[personal profile] xp_angel2018-10-22 10:19 am

For XFI

Right.

So I've been following all your work, scrupulously taking notes, and other things that mean how much of a boss I am. I've determined no one is worthy enough to step into my ridiculously large shoes and everything remains as status quo.

As a consolation prize, you all get hamsters. There's a cage in the office. Maya, as the intern, they're your responsibility. I think I bought food. Hamsters eat donuts, right? Anyways, I've named each one after someone in the office -- feel free to figure out who is who.

Hint: The one always licking his junk is Q.

Happy Monday! I'll be in my office, ignoring you all, like usual.

- W