MI5 had entirely its own set of urine related issues to deal with, considering that their top brass came from Eton, a school designed to foster every kind of fetish imaginable in the inbred and morally bankrupt young. Moliere was a popular choice for school plays.
That being said, is it possible to get a Kelly girl in here? I've had UPS delivery people stick their heads in my office looking for someone to sign for a package, Maximoff's attempts at coffee are legally a war crime under the Geneva Conventions, and Sefton's handwriting makes most doctors signatures look like fine calligraphy. I nearly called assets in the Dominican from her last message that Domino called.
Look, I know I am tremendously old and thus, civilized office assets like good secretaries, receptionists and cartons of cigarettes stored in the Office Supply cupboard no longer exist, but can we find at least someone who can navigate a phone and a mail order out at that front desk with the crash button? If I'm going to be gunned down at my desk, I at least watch enough notice so I don't die with my face full of a pastry or something.
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That being said, is it possible to get a Kelly girl in here? I've had UPS delivery people stick their heads in my office looking for someone to sign for a package, Maximoff's attempts at coffee are legally a war crime under the Geneva Conventions, and Sefton's handwriting makes most doctors signatures look like fine calligraphy. I nearly called assets in the Dominican from her last message that Domino called.
Look, I know I am tremendously old and thus, civilized office assets like good secretaries, receptionists and cartons of cigarettes stored in the Office Supply cupboard no longer exist, but can we find at least someone who can navigate a phone and a mail order out at that front desk with the crash button? If I'm going to be gunned down at my desk, I at least watch enough notice so I don't die with my face full of a pastry or something.