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[xp_dominion]

Attached is a recording of Maya's run against one of my training simulations that she insisted she be allowed to try. This one is one that involves a mix of preternatural strength, agility and my resistance to damage. I should Entering point out that ten bucks was riding on her beating my time record on this one, so I'm taking it very seriously.

I'd like to especially underline the following highlights:
- [00:51] The simulation of Sabretooth ambushes Maya. She detects him and attempts to parry his attack. Six full seconds of air time before she hits ground.
- [01:06] Maya's punch does more damage to her than the target. Only four seconds in the air this time.
- [01:46] Maya is literally made to eat dirt. Force-fed two simulated handfuls. Thanks for that programming detail, Scott.
- [02:12] Maya uses three limbs to parry an attack and instead goes through two interior walls.
- [02:28] Fatal attack ends the simulation.
- [02:57] On entering, Maya refers to me as 'Scott' multiple time while "trying to find her feet and then we can go".
- [03:04] Falls over for the second time, asks "'s Christmas?"

Maya is fine after a concussion check at the medlab. For those who enjoyed this video, I'm buying drinks at Harry's starting with the sawbuck I won off her (I always wanted to use that slang) and feel free to hit like, subscribe, and join me.

Comments

[xp_echo]

My pride would be wounded if I had any left after that. Also, the dirt didn’t quite taste like actual dirt, I’m glad to say.

Remind me to never bet against you ever again. Do I get to come for this drink if I don’t attempt to buy actual alcohol?

[xp_wildchild]

oh shit is this the one that I've been like "if I get 5 minutes in without being deadificated I'm gonna buy myself an entire rack of ribs?"

[xp_wildchild]

oh shit it is.

this is better than that time Molly punched me into the giant robot face first and there were pictures of me hanging ass-end out of the robot taped to my locker

[xp_echo]

Laugh it up fuzz-ball. (Okay, I fully accept any and all mocking. I was being an arrogant dick)

[xp_spectrum]

Maya, your my friend, but I've gotta say, sometimes you really are nuts. Why on earth would you insist on doing a run that's designed for super-strength when you don't have it?

[xp_echo]

This question depends on if you want the easy answer, or the one that’s more embarrassing