[XF] Slendermen Sightings

[xp_topaz]

It is admittedly difficult to pick out real Slendermen sightings from the new Slenderman creepypasta of the week, but it would seem there's been an uptick of "suspicious people in suits" sightings in places you wouldn't expect to see them. I'm starting to think it might be time to do something about that world permanently.

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[xp_cypher]

ffffffff where's my tracker, guess I better dust it off and sent it trawling websites again.

[xp_tarot]

I was going to say run a statistical analysis and let me know how certain you are but you just sent me one, and since it is a distraction from that movie I can just Feel Doug wanting to ask me about, you are my favourite today.

[xp_cypher]

Look, even I know better than to shitpost you with that thing. I saw the summary and noped right out.

[xp_clea]

Just when I thought I could start eating scrambled eggs again. I can check Karma-Taj libraries if you want, if there is anything I can dig up.

[xp_daytripper]

Oh bollocks, not those fuckers again. All those in favour of a magical nuke, raise your hands.

[xp_tarot]

Both hands, one foot, two imps with their hands and one imp who is off to steal that bobblehead of Doug's with the purple magic hand

[xp_cypher]

SCANLAN'S HAND

(also I'll even put the friendo hand up, because fuck those things)
((just make sure I'm out of the way when it goes off))

[xp_clea]

Oh, magical nuke sounds amazing. We should start the research for that. When I am at Karma-Taj I'll also look for something like that.

[xp_daytripper]

Grab Stephen while you're at it. He's good with gadgets and such and might have some ideas.

[xp_topaz]

I've been wondering about something like that for awhile. Their world isn't exactly what I would call stable...

[xp_daytripper]

It's just tracking them that's been the issue. But if they're popping up again, we might have a shot.

[xp_changeling]

Why? Why more things we can't casually assassination and then quietly go for drinks after?