X-Force/X-Men: Fête des Mutants

We've been monitoring a number of different sources connected to Clan Akkaba that suggest this Fête des Mutants taking place tomorrow outside of Avignon, France might be a target. We don't have any hard intel, but you might want to consider having the X-Men on standby or even there just incase.
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[personal profile] xp_artie2019-01-07 11:35 pm
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Report on LA contacts

[X-Force Internal]

Checked in on a contact in LA on the way home from Amanda's french palace-slash-mansion.

Contact is an asshole and he punched me in the face. Got checked at the ER (invoices attached). Mild concussion, doc recommended a few days off work, rest, relaxation etc.

As per protocol, since this isn't urgent, I've pulled the plug and am headed back on the red eye which leaves in about half an hour. (report attached.)


Amanda, thank you for the vacation. I'm pretty sure this redeye would be more unpleasant if I wasn't on France time still. 

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[personal profile] xp_artie2018-01-30 03:01 pm
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Comms to XFoce

 ugggg

i am still in chicago for one more week.

it is balls curlingly cold here and i want to go hoooome but i am making progress with sarge

sarge sucks. like, really sucks but he knows a guy who knows a guy and i need to get jeff onside and since i don't want to shag him (he is straight and has some ... hygene issues) i have to talk to him. jeff has no friends. except me. i am his bestest friend and we're drinking a lot of sherry. 

sherry tastes like balls. 


sarge also has a pigeon problem. i just want to meet his friends but no, pigeons. he's all about talking to the pigeons. his power isn't even pigeons. he just really likes them. pigeons suck. so much. i want a new job. with no pigeons. 

uggg. 
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[personal profile] xp_artie2017-10-09 06:36 am

fuck the sapiens league

[all teams] Attached: sapiens league dossier (unclassified)

i have had a shitty, shitty last 72 hours, i have a wrenched shoulder and knee covered in kineso tape and three fingers in a splint so youre not getting capital letters. deal with it. i have been awake for too long, also and only just heard from my last source because he got drunk and had to sober up enough to call me. i need better people. 


i have been working with my contacts in la to find out exactly that the sapiens league are doing. i flew in right before topaz and clea had their little adventure so i am very short on sleep right now and i have ever mentioned that la is the ass end of the universe even more so than yesterday's dark dimension? i have a lecture, if you're interested and there are power point slides. or will be. it is a good lecture and you should come and see it. i will get someone to record my notes so you can listen to it properly. 




Briefing summary: 

the sapiens league are making their move tomorrow. evening of 10 october. they have someone inside the police station and will be making a move on that stupid emerald. 

it is currently in the police vault. Attachment: santa ana police precinct plans   i got in as a janitor and checked the dimensions and layout. it's mostly as stated when the precinct was built. major changes highlighted. could not make entry to vault or get eyes on security. did get to clean the lockup toilets. that sucked. 

they are planning to move it to an undisclosed location and turn it into weapons of mass destruction because of course they are. i don't know where. you will need to keep eyes on the precinct.