All Teams + Medical

[xp_hawkeye]

In light of the recent, thankfully non-fatal, outbreak of an interdimensional virus here at the mansion as well as it's uncontrolled spread beyond the Chapel and the MedLab, eXcalibur is going to be shutting down the majority of non-essential work that goes on in the Chapel while we plan and then begin renovations to increase safety and security for the team as well as the mansion at large.

To that end, all scientific experimentation, lab work, studies, etc will be carried out in the mansion's main labs and we will be transitioning our offices into the branch of the mansion currently housing the Xavier Institute. Personnel in the Chapel will be kept to a minimum (ie: only the person monitoring the wormhole) while construction is underway. This will, of course, be temporary, however, please keep our new locations in mind should you have need of any of us.

The Xavier Institute has been kind enough to hire the same construction company that managed the Chapel's first set of major renovations for what we have coming up next. These new renovations will include an increase in security around the portal (threat analysis, containment, etc) in case someone or something drops out of the portal (like April did) as well as beefed up biological protective measures beyond those currently utilized in the mansion.

The spread of the Chimera virus highlighted the need for eXcalibur to have its own decontamination system along with isolation and quarantine protocols. We were lucky. Very lucky. Everything turned out fine, everyone got their powers back, and nobody died. We might not be so lucky next time.

The renovations are also going to include negative pressure rooms to combat airborne pathogens, quarantine pods, specific isolation procedures, and a miniaturized medical station that can be manned by any medical staff available and capable of assisting with any injuries sustained during the course of an away mission. This will prevent eXcalibur from having to go through the mansion with an injured, potentially infectious teammate.

If you have questions, suggestions, or concerns regarding what happened with the Chimera virus or eXcalibur's plans to continue renovating the Chapel to meet the team's specific needs, please let me or someone else on the team know. We want to make sure that we're as transparent about our intentions to keep everyone at the mansion safe as we can be.

Comments

This is Foggy

[xp_daredevil]

I don't know why Matt is laying on my rug rolling around and yowling like a cat and for legal reasons, I don't want to know. Plausible deniability is my friend. That said, you should all know that he left his phone unlocked and is being incredibly dramatic. Who pissed in his cheerios?

Re: This is Foggy

[xp_hawkeye]

Hey Fogs -

Tell him to suck it up, I'll help him move his books. If he keeps acting like a baby, I'll sic Marcy on him.

Your friend in antagonizing your boyfriend,
Clint

Re: This is Foggy

[xp_daredevil]

oooh. this will be fun.

oop, he's figured out I can use his phone. bye!!

[xp_hawkeye]

Matt, assuming you can see this, mandatory encrypted device security protocols retraining for you, bro. I know it's Foggy, but c'mon.

Re: This is Foggy

[xp_cypher]

FFS you dorkasses, I hope you practice law better than you secure your shit, cuz this is some Phoenix Wright nonsense.

[xp_hawkeye]

Yeah, I'm gonna sit on him until he does the redo security training thingie.

Re: This is Foggy

[xp_darcy]

Foggy is shockingly fast at grabbing devices. Usually to take them away from Matt when he's drunk.

Re: This is Foggy

[xp_forge]

Have you considered getting a spraybottle and hosing Murdock down until he acts his age?

Re: This is Foggy

[xp_daredevil]

I'd need a fire hose

Re: This is Foggy

[xp_darcy]

Dump him in a cold shower with high spray settings until he cools down.