All Teams + Medical

[xp_hawkeye]

In light of the recent, thankfully non-fatal, outbreak of an interdimensional virus here at the mansion as well as it's uncontrolled spread beyond the Chapel and the MedLab, eXcalibur is going to be shutting down the majority of non-essential work that goes on in the Chapel while we plan and then begin renovations to increase safety and security for the team as well as the mansion at large.

To that end, all scientific experimentation, lab work, studies, etc will be carried out in the mansion's main labs and we will be transitioning our offices into the branch of the mansion currently housing the Xavier Institute. Personnel in the Chapel will be kept to a minimum (ie: only the person monitoring the wormhole) while construction is underway. This will, of course, be temporary, however, please keep our new locations in mind should you have need of any of us.

The Xavier Institute has been kind enough to hire the same construction company that managed the Chapel's first set of major renovations for what we have coming up next. These new renovations will include an increase in security around the portal (threat analysis, containment, etc) in case someone or something drops out of the portal (like April did) as well as beefed up biological protective measures beyond those currently utilized in the mansion.

The spread of the Chimera virus highlighted the need for eXcalibur to have its own decontamination system along with isolation and quarantine protocols. We were lucky. Very lucky. Everything turned out fine, everyone got their powers back, and nobody died. We might not be so lucky next time.

The renovations are also going to include negative pressure rooms to combat airborne pathogens, quarantine pods, specific isolation procedures, and a miniaturized medical station that can be manned by any medical staff available and capable of assisting with any injuries sustained during the course of an away mission. This will prevent eXcalibur from having to go through the mansion with an injured, potentially infectious teammate.

If you have questions, suggestions, or concerns regarding what happened with the Chimera virus or eXcalibur's plans to continue renovating the Chapel to meet the team's specific needs, please let me or someone else on the team know. We want to make sure that we're as transparent about our intentions to keep everyone at the mansion safe as we can be.

Comments

[xp_forge]

I know what I'm going to be doing over the next few however long it takes. And it's fine, I'm a big believer in better living (and not getting infected and dying) through technology.

[xp_hawkeye]

Same, bro. Same.

It'll take at least a month or two. There's excavation that needs to happen and all kinds of structural security stuff to make sure we don't collapse a shit ton of dirt on our heads.

This is Foggy

[xp_daredevil]

I don't know why Matt is laying on my rug rolling around and yowling like a cat and for legal reasons, I don't want to know. Plausible deniability is my friend. That said, you should all know that he left his phone unlocked and is being incredibly dramatic. Who pissed in his cheerios?

Re: This is Foggy

[xp_hawkeye]

Hey Fogs -

Tell him to suck it up, I'll help him move his books. If he keeps acting like a baby, I'll sic Marcy on him.

Your friend in antagonizing your boyfriend,
Clint

Re: This is Foggy

[xp_daredevil]

oooh. this will be fun.

oop, he's figured out I can use his phone. bye!!

[xp_hawkeye]

Matt, assuming you can see this, mandatory encrypted device security protocols retraining for you, bro. I know it's Foggy, but c'mon.

Re: This is Foggy

[xp_cypher]

FFS you dorkasses, I hope you practice law better than you secure your shit, cuz this is some Phoenix Wright nonsense.

[xp_hawkeye]

Yeah, I'm gonna sit on him until he does the redo security training thingie.

Re: This is Foggy

[xp_darcy]

Foggy is shockingly fast at grabbing devices. Usually to take them away from Matt when he's drunk.

Re: This is Foggy

[xp_forge]

Have you considered getting a spraybottle and hosing Murdock down until he acts his age?

Re: This is Foggy

[xp_daredevil]

I'd need a fire hose

Re: This is Foggy

[xp_darcy]

Dump him in a cold shower with high spray settings until he cools down.

[xp_mayhem]

I can help with heavy lifting after work this week.

[xp_hawkeye]

Amazing, thanks. My brother's got like ten million books of law in his office, which is in the basement.

[xp_mayhem]

Good thing I'm strong then.

[xp_hawkeye]

Right? I think getting a few of the other strong people down here to help us relocate would be a good idea, too. See if you can grab your roommate. Molly's gonna be dealing with moving her own things, but maybe we can snag Garrison as well. And anyone else who's willing.

[xp_mayhem]

Sounds good.

[xp_tarot]

I am not strong, but I do have minions. Preferably not the yellow pill shaped ones, but they do have carrying capacity and can take all the small irritating items so we can leave the large ones for our resident strong ladies.

[xp_hawkeye]

Yes, minions for the win! I have knickknacks. Not a lot, but it'd be nice to not have to worry about moving them myself. What's their carrying capacity?

[xp_dominion]

In town catching up on work I missed when we all swapped powers and I spent most of two days high as a kite.

Which I now dearly miss.

A lot.

...

Anyhow, I'm back in around six and you can point me at some boxes.

[xp_hawkeye]

Awesome, thanks. I never realized how much stuff I accumulated. Or the team in general.

[xp_erverse]

You know, I bet a greened-out telepath could give you a psychic contact high.

[xp_daredevil]

for the record: I hate Foggy.

also I'm moving my stuff. and taking security protocols again. not my fault he's sneaky.

[xp_hawkeye]

I mean, I feel like you should know he's sneaky? And therefore take precautions? But whatevs. You know I'm good for helping you with your books and stuff. I'm mostly concerned with my lab stuff, so my office can be a 'tomorrow' problem.

[xp_daredevil]

he's not allowed to be sneaky when I'm having a crisis. he knows that! it's taking advantage!

[xp_blink]

thank you, let's not have a repeat, because as fun as power swapping was for everyone, a hazmat suit is never in style!

[xp_hawkeye]

You know, just because you said that we're gonna find a universe somewhere where hazmat suits are all the rage for some terrible reason and I'm gonna blame you.

[xp_blink]

and I'll make sure you have a very fashionable one

[xp_velocidad]

Can you tl;dr this please?

[xp_hawkeye]

eXcal's moving out of the Chapel and into the mansion so we can reno/upgrade security and quarantine stuff over there. Sorry for the virus. Yay no on died.

[xp_velocidad]

Thanks. Needed the Cliff's Notes. (Clint's notes?)