I need a better benefits package....

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Hey everyone.

Warren here.

I'd first like to thank morphine for making this post a reality. You the real MVP.

Also, XFI had one heckuva night, amirite? Long story short, we've been looking into that Mole guy's untimely demise. Due to some excellent detective work, we found a penthouse and a phone, in that order. The phone had a call from Carslyle Medical Centre in lovely Manhattan, but alas, they use a switchboard. Jackasses.

The penthouse, well... we were less lucky on that front. Some hairy, beast like thing with claws attacked us and let's just say, certain body parts barely avoided destruction. Have no fears though -- the wazzer is safe.

Also, I would like to take this opportunity to formally object to mutton chops and trench coats. I'm sure it has a certain charm to it but it only works if you don't have chipmunk cheeks.

Anyways. XFI out. I think the team needs a Caribbean cruise while we recuperate because frankly, we look worse than Frankenstein's Monster. Team? Thoughts? I have a uranium card, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Comments

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Guy going by the name of Victor Creed aka Sabretooth if any additional details Wings has doesn't nix the initial impression.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Oh, he's a nasty fella. Patch had to kick him out of Hellhouse a few different times. Total raging psycho.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Isn't there some collective database floating around here? Think folks have gotten their after action reports written/uploaded?

Got some bad history there.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Like our kinda history or something unique to you?

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

No idea. Dude just had a hard on for making my life hell.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Sabretooth? Really? That's his name? I really shouldn't be surprised after the damage he did.