I need a better benefits package....

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Hey everyone.

Warren here.

I'd first like to thank morphine for making this post a reality. You the real MVP.

Also, XFI had one heckuva night, amirite? Long story short, we've been looking into that Mole guy's untimely demise. Due to some excellent detective work, we found a penthouse and a phone, in that order. The phone had a call from Carslyle Medical Centre in lovely Manhattan, but alas, they use a switchboard. Jackasses.

The penthouse, well... we were less lucky on that front. Some hairy, beast like thing with claws attacked us and let's just say, certain body parts barely avoided destruction. Have no fears though -- the wazzer is safe.

Also, I would like to take this opportunity to formally object to mutton chops and trench coats. I'm sure it has a certain charm to it but it only works if you don't have chipmunk cheeks.

Anyways. XFI out. I think the team needs a Caribbean cruise while we recuperate because frankly, we look worse than Frankenstein's Monster. Team? Thoughts? I have a uranium card, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Comments

[xp_daytripper]

I'll track her down and relieve her of her duty. You lot need anything, since it looks like I'm making a medlab visit?

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Since I probably shouldn't ask for anything inappropriate, I think I'm good but thanks for asking. You're so kind, thinking of me, withering away on a lonely medical gurney, so close to death....

Remember me fondly.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

Ignore him, he's just angling for more pain killers, or sympathy from the med bay.

If you want to have someone swing by the office to pick up the phone you can have at it. I took a look at it but I don't have enough time to track down all the contacts. I'm trying to reshuffle our jobs with about 3.5 actual staff members at the moment.