I need a better benefits package....

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Hey everyone.

Warren here.

I'd first like to thank morphine for making this post a reality. You the real MVP.

Also, XFI had one heckuva night, amirite? Long story short, we've been looking into that Mole guy's untimely demise. Due to some excellent detective work, we found a penthouse and a phone, in that order. The phone had a call from Carslyle Medical Centre in lovely Manhattan, but alas, they use a switchboard. Jackasses.

The penthouse, well... we were less lucky on that front. Some hairy, beast like thing with claws attacked us and let's just say, certain body parts barely avoided destruction. Have no fears though -- the wazzer is safe.

Also, I would like to take this opportunity to formally object to mutton chops and trench coats. I'm sure it has a certain charm to it but it only works if you don't have chipmunk cheeks.

Anyways. XFI out. I think the team needs a Caribbean cruise while we recuperate because frankly, we look worse than Frankenstein's Monster. Team? Thoughts? I have a uranium card, and I'm not afraid to use it.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

“People” here. ;-) Gimme what you got, and I’ll see if I can make it dance.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

Can you swing by to pick it up? Or I can have it delivered to you. I can upload what I've copied so far to a secure server if you want to get started early.