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Mar. 20th, 2015 08:41 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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xp_teamsKane needs a break from bureaucracy for a little while so I'm going to be in Europe for the next several days. Not entirely sure where yet, but I'll have my laptop and phone and I'll try to keep my PA (aka Rogue) updated as to my whereabouts so, while I'm anticipating that you lot won't need me for anything, feel free to contact her if you can't get ahold of me via the above communicative devices.
Lorna, please make sure Warren doesn't burn the place down.
Jess, please make sure Warren doesn't have sex on anyone's desk but his own.
Arthur, please make sure Warren doesn't buy anything outlandish that will embarrass the rest of us. Like a chandelier or an ocelot.
Bobbi, please make sure Warren doesn't do anything to/for a client that will get us sued.
Warren, please... don't do anything Jean wouldn't do.
Lorna, please make sure Warren doesn't burn the place down.
Jess, please make sure Warren doesn't have sex on anyone's desk but his own.
Arthur, please make sure Warren doesn't buy anything outlandish that will embarrass the rest of us. Like a chandelier or an ocelot.
Bobbi, please make sure Warren doesn't do anything to/for a client that will get us sued.
Warren, please... don't do anything Jean wouldn't do.
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Date: 2015-03-20 02:06 pm (UTC)I can't work under these restrictions.
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Date: 2015-03-20 03:26 pm (UTC)I'll have you know I can behave...now, is amphetamines spelled with one t or two....
The savings if you buy in bulk are outstanding.
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Date: 2015-03-20 03:34 pm (UTC)I also have a mink farm if that tickles your fancy.
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Date: 2015-03-20 03:37 pm (UTC)You own a camel farm? I am very pleased with this knowledge for no reason whatsoever.
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Date: 2015-03-20 04:04 pm (UTC)Well, I told you I owned one, and I wouldn't ever lie to you about something like that, right? So of course it must be true!
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Date: 2015-03-20 04:22 pm (UTC)I need a venture that I can throw out in random conversation. Now what to invest in....
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Date: 2015-03-20 04:25 pm (UTC)I think a seal breeding farm would be a good idea both as an investment and a random conversation piece...
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Date: 2015-03-20 04:28 pm (UTC)I have thought about it. I bought a pair of mitts in Norway once, and sometimes when I'm alone, I cuddle them.
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Date: 2015-03-20 04:44 pm (UTC)Cuddle? Really? You're going with 'cuddle'? Okay then. But I think we both know what you really do with them when you're alone.
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Date: 2015-03-20 05:01 pm (UTC)Is that an innuendo I see, Ms.Frost?
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Date: 2015-03-20 05:05 pm (UTC)Me? Have a mind in the gutter? Of course not, Mister Worthington III!
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Date: 2015-03-20 05:16 pm (UTC)Wait are you out buying marshmallows and weenies right now or something?
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Date: 2015-03-20 05:20 pm (UTC)Right....and I'm a virgin. That might be a little more believable.
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Date: 2015-03-20 05:32 pm (UTC)I just spat some sort of alcohol Kane gave me all over my laptop. Thanks.
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Date: 2015-03-20 05:37 pm (UTC)Anytime. I'm off to church to light a candle for your immortal soul.
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Date: 2015-03-20 05:40 pm (UTC)I think you mean immoral.
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Date: 2015-03-20 05:41 pm (UTC)Except not literally. Though that would be cool. I'm sure a mean omelette would be a suitable distraction...
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Date: 2015-03-20 06:38 pm (UTC)I have made up my mind.
And I shall be king. And it shall be good.
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Date: 2015-03-20 06:42 pm (UTC)I'm not feeding it.
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Date: 2015-03-20 08:31 pm (UTC)Does an ocelot say "X-Factor"?
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Date: 2015-03-20 08:37 pm (UTC)But just going off that, I'm thinking it kind of does?
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Date: 2015-03-20 08:38 pm (UTC)