X-Force

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

David's fine. He was switching safehouses when he checked in at 5:30.

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PRIVATE TO WADE

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck is he in a- nope, don't answer that, let's go for WHEN instead. Because he was being a pain in my ass less than a week ago and you are supposed to be my wing man here.

Private to Felicia

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

He's been gone since Thursday? Ish? He's doing super secret spy things and like. I dunno, building up our contacts in his usual area? I'm totally being an awesome wing man. I'm making sure he's not dead!

PRIVATE TO WADE

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

WORST. FUCKING. SPY TEAM.

Private to Felicia

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Wait, was I supposed to tell you he left the country? Because I didn't know that was in my wing man job description. Also, I'm but a wee baby spy, so you're more qualified as a sneaky-sneak to get the intel than me. But I'll remember in the future to inform you of his whereabouts at least once a day.

PRIVATE TO WADE

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

I'm a solo act so what the fuck do I know, but I was under the impression it was supposed to be more, "Going to go dangerous stuff, brb!" than, "Guy didn't die doing dangerous thing no one apparently knew about!".

And don't do that, that's creepy.

Private to Felicia

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that's just SOP for Davy-boy, though. Like, he stealths in, he stealths out.

You sure? Cause I could like, automate updates for you. "3p EST, subject is in the garage."

PRIVATE TO WADE

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

God, I hate other people. If we could have one of those Outlook calendars so that whenever someone eventually fucks up we know where they are, that'd be great.

Umm. No.

Private to Felicia

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I think that defeats the purpose of 'spy' though. I guess you're a wee baby spy, too, so we'll figure it out as we go!

Wait, no, you're not sure you don't want the updates or no, you don't want me to give you those updates?

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Tell him I'll take whatever kitschy gift he thinks will look the worst on my fridge door. I will make sure to keep his fridge well stocked with beer when he deigns to return.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'll pass it on.