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[xp_daredevil]

Petitioning the court to change my codename to Batman.

It's more accurate.

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[xp_banshee]

What's your codename now?

[xp_daredevil]

Daredevil

[xp_banshee]

I like that one for you better.

[xp_daredevil]

you don't even know me!

[xp_banshee]

There can be only one Batman, though.

[xp_daredevil]

Batman is a dude in a suit.

I at least have echolocation like a bat.

[xp_banshee]

Right, but isn't Batman's entire thing that he's a baseline human with gadgets who can go up against aliens like Superman and the like?

[xp_daredevil]

Okay, but I do not fly. No super strength. No laser eyes. Nothing.

[xp_banshee]

Just your echolocation?

Still like Daredevil for you.

[xp_daredevil]

"enhanced senses"

[xp_banshee]

Apologies.

Wait, what does that mean for your sense of touch?

[xp_daredevil]

enhanced?

[xp_banshee]

Obviously, but enhanced how? Can you not wear certain types of cloth and fabric? What sorts of details can you pick up off an item from touching it? Can you feel cracks that might not be visible on a piece of pottery, for example?

[xp_daredevil]

All of the above.

If you write on a piece of paper with a pen, I can read the writing with my fingers. I can do that on the paper beneath it too, if you press hard enough.

Finding clothes I liked against my skin as a kid was a PITA (and let's not discuss laundry detergent).

I have no idea what cracks are or are not visible in pottery, but I can certainly feel where they are.

[xp_banshee]

That's amazing!

Why would you want to go by something like Batman when he's got none of your talent? It'd be a misnomer at best.

[xp_daredevil]

still have echolocation like a bat

[xp_banshee]

Dolphins have echolocation, do you want to be called Dolphinman?

[xp_wildchild]

if he rejects that ima petition to change it to Platypusman.

[xp_banshee]

Shrewman might work.

[xp_wildchild]

I'm not saying I'm sitting on the wikipedia page for echolocation but I am saying Oilbirdman is a valid option here.

[xp_banshee]

Oh, yes. That one. I vote for that one, if he doesn't want to stick with Daredevil.

[xp_daytripper]

You'll have to fight Doug for it - he likes to call himself the goddamn Batman on account of his gadgets. Tho' with the robot arm, maybe he should switch to "Terminator" or something?

[xp_shadowcat]

If you're Batman, who's Robin?

[xp_tarot]

Have you seen it? I saw it, it is very a little gross right now.

[xp_daredevil]

Darcy is Robin