Group Communication to XFi, Minus Quentin

[xp_longshot]

Q just walked in with a giant cake.

Using my peak investigative skills, I'm thinking I missed a birthday card to sign. Who has it?

Comments

[xp_havok]

Not that I know of? Also Q isn't usually a cake for someone's birthday person. Impulse buy?

[xp_trance]

I have no one on my calendar for today. And why am I always at AC when there are things like chocolate cake? Please save me a small piece?

[xp_longshot]

So, and I may have a tear in my eye, you're saying that Q thought of us and bought us a cake?

[xp_longshot]

Oh BTW turns out I have a power I didn't know about! Totally forgot to mention.

[xp_havok]

Oooooooh, details?

Also will it help us figure out the cake mystery?

Tagging in Quentin

[xp_longshot]

[Quentin Quire has been added to the group chat]

Hey Q quick q — can I touch the cake in the kitchen to find out its secret history with my new psychic powers?

Re: Tagging in Quentin

[xp_erverse]

1) It's a fucking cake just eat it
2) You excluded me from your group chat? That's fucking rude. Oh wait no is this what I get for being management? Fuck.

Re: Tagging in Quentin

[xp_erverse]

wait did you say psychic powers?

Re: Tagging in Quentin

[xp_longshot]

That's right!

Guys, according to my power swap partner — Alani, she's great, good wine choices — I have now or have had the ability to touch objects and see their past. Psychometrics. Post-ignition.

Re: Tagging in Quentin

[xp_erverse]

Do you realize what a gamechanger this is? Between that and my telepathy, I can fire everyone else and we'll still close cases.

Re: Tagging in Quentin

[xp_invisible]

You know, sometimes we need something called evidence right? Which...you could get anyway...welp I guess it's back to the day jobs for us guys.

Or we could totally become criminals. We know their powers and how to beat them! Who'se with me?!

[xp_invisible]

I would but...chocolate cake and...I skipped lunch