X-Force only

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Fine. You all win.

For the record, my suitcase is full of liquor, and I'm practicing my mixology skills all weekend since I don't get to mix drinks anymore.

Prepare to get hammered. A creative bartender is a dangerous thing.

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'll rate you on a scale of 1-100. Get crackin'.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

You basically paid for the booze and the airfare, so I guess that's fair.

(I'll give you your Amex once I finally land.)

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

If that's the Amex I think it is, you can keep it for emergencies.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

No.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You are so difficult sometimes. Anybody set you up with aliases yet?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

What? No.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna come up with the best aliases for you.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Wade the show with the fake psychic and the pineapples is not a role model for fake IDs.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

What? How is it not the perfect role model for fake IDs? It is amazing.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

The IDs are supposed to be believable.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Bruton "Gasty" Gaster is totally believable!

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

What is even happening right now

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Be grateful, our last boss would have gone with 70's porn star names. Or possibly dwarfs.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Wade wants to be in charge of making you a series of fake IDs for when you end up traveling for business, and is not aware that is not his job.

All your fake passports have perfectly sensible names like Juan Ramirez and Jonathan Williamson and Alexandre Vondracek.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

Not sure how to express my happiness without embarrassing myself, so have some emojis.

🎉🎉🎉🎉

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

I will express my feelings with emoji.

😒😒😒😒

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

You say that like we're going to stop you. I expect violently colored drinks, junior. Do not disappoint.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

You're an adult. You're not getting anything "violently colored" from me.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Slander! There should always be colors or umbrellas.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Jubilee fuels her powers on food colour and sugar, so violent colored alcohol is a combat strategy for her.

Therefore, do not give her anything this weekend. There is to be no combat.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I would use the sad emoji here. Can I at least have the teeny umbrella?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

No.