[X-Factor Investigations]

[xp_erverse]

I got a text we got a new hire but they won't identify themselves but they seemed awfully chummy. Is Frost coming back? What did we do to deserve that?

Comments

[xp_olaris]

No. Ms Frost current state is still the same.

Warren didn't tell you who?

[xp_erverse]

Do I even talk to Worthington if I can avoid it? We both agree it's for the better we don't.

[xp_olaris]

It is Maya

[xp_havok]

The little angry one? Cool! She’s great

[xp_erverse]

Stop.

[xp_havok]

Okay okay I know you don’t like her. So look at this way - no more desk duty for any of us, since she’s a kid, and you get to order her around. Sound better?

[xp_erverse]

You think I'm going to trust her to be anywhere near the petty cash or corporate cards?

[xp_havok]

Dude I don’t think she’s a thief. And if she is, she can do what the rest of us do and steal Warren’s ATM card

[xp_olaris]

Yes. Taking her out for milkshakes soon.

[xp_invisible]

And you didn't invite the rest of us? I'm hurt Lorna...where did I put next month's duty roster

[xp_olaris]

Warren asked me to talk to her. We can have a new hirer celebration soon.

[xp_invisible]

*sniffs*

I'm still distraught and overcome with grief over the lack of Milkshake time...bring some back for the office :P

[xp_olaris]

That I can do just for you.

[xp_invisible]

I knew there was a reason I liked you!

[xp_erverse]

why

[xp_olaris]

She asked.

[xp_erverse]

So you're just going to hire every unskilled pissant who crosses that threshold? You already got me.

[xp_invisible]

Are you saying you don't want an army of minions?

Wait, what am I saying, new hiring policy

[xp_erverse]

There are better options. Like getting Colbert to animate literal Minions.

[xp_invisible]

This sounds like a good plan! Can we do this?

[xp_olaris]

That you have to ask the person who hirers people. Which means you'll have to Warren.

[xp_invisible]

Lorna, sweetie, I think we need to have a discussion about giving Warren more power...or letting him realise he has more power anyway.

[xp_olaris]

Should we hire a recruiter? I guess our hiring process is unlike any place I've ever been too (which wasn't that many)

[xp_invisible]

You should totally talk to Warren though, there are loads of great stories.

Ask him about the one with the Balerina and the Carp, I am totally not trying to cause trouble.

[xp_erverse]

Drinking bleach sounds like a better use of my time.

[xp_invisible]

You know, I might almost get the idea you don't like him Quentin.

[xp_erverse]

Spoiler alert.

[xp_angel]

Hello all.

It is I, your benevolent dictator.

I have already forgotten who we are talking about, so kudos to Lorna.

Alex, I'd completely forgotten I have a debit card. Interesting. If I cared, I'd probably change the pin from 4321 but meh.

Q, you have moved up a notch from 'disgruntled intern' to 'mildly annoying intern'.

Milkshakes for all, indeed.

Oh -- and for Maya herself, let's use the Sue scale: if even Sue is pissed off and annoyed, then we have a problem. Otherwise, we'll just eat our pain away like always.

Chinese, anyone?

[xp_olaris]

I already have an order in with everyone's favorites. Pick up in 10

[xp_havok]

For what it’s worth, I never take more than I can pay back.

Unless it’s case related, that’s a business expense

[xp_invisible]

I like this scale! I like milkshake and chinese even more than that though.