It’s that time of the month

[xp_wallflower]

[All X-teams]

All active members of all mansion teams; are requested to please report to the Medlab at your earliest convienance. We will be going through your monthly medical checkup for active duty status.

As part of this, you will be expected to go through the regular battery of tests, so please leave time for that.

If you wish to see a specific doctor for these, you may request that ahead of time but this will be on a first come, first serve basis.

Comments

[xp_dust]

I am currently still in Seattle with Angel, so probably best to plan me for early next week or so, depending how things go here.

[xp_tarot]

No.
You just let me out I am never coming back.

[xp_wallflower]

You’re due for a follow up anyhow, why not just get it all out of the way at once?

[xp_wallflower]

I’ll make a note of it in your chart. Let us know as soon as you return.

[xp_tarot]

No.

[xp_wallflower]

I am not heartless but an examination in another place is not entirely conducive to adequate test conditions. The data may be skewed by any number of environmental factors.

[xp_cypher]

magic blood fuckery = deskbound

there, you're welcome

[xp_tarot]

NO.
I have a private physician.

[xp_wallflower]

Marie-Ange...Fine. If you're amicable to it, I would still like you to have your private physician share any pertinent medical history with us.

If only so we have up to date records in order to treat you in an emergency.

[xp_wallflower]

I swear X-force is going to give me grey hair before my time.

See above.

If you won't come in to see any of us, then at least allow your medical records from your private physician to be shared with us.

[xp_daytripper]

Why are you lot making me the "good" one? Yes, I'll be down there tomorrow, since you lot probably want to make sure I'm healing up properly any way. But no blood tests - you've got enough blood from me already.

And I'd like Doc Cece. Please.

[xp_tarot]

Let me make this abundantly clear.

You are not my doctor. You will never be my doctor. If you were my doctor you would know that my medical records have always been available because I am not stupid.

I prefer doctors with actual bedside manners who do not treat me as a test subject, who have read my medical file and know that all my records are already shared, and who do not demand that less than a month after I escape the hospital that I return for a "active duty physical" the results of which would already be obvious.

My physical capabilities are on record with the people who matter, none of which are you.

[xp_synch]

Bunch of babies, you lot are.

[xp_fantastic]

I look forward to my yearly physical. Please let me know when this can be scheduled.

[xp_topaz]

Pass.

I don't go outside. I'm a librarian.

[xp_invisible]

I would but I have a meeting in California far away from the needles and test and anything resembling a hospital.

[xp_erverse]

Only if it's Jean. And don't worry, Doc, I'll bring the champagne.

[xp_rogue]

No prob, sugah. You just gotta let me know when you want me there :)

[xp_fantastic]

...are you scared of needles, Sue?

[xp_havok]

I think I was just in the med lab last week when that car cut me off and I wiped out on my bike... but I'm down for being there for a good reason

[xp_reyes]

You what now?

[xp_olaris]

I feel like you are the boy who cried wolf. When something serious happens to you no one will believe it. With that being said, I would had made sure that car was out of commission...forever

[xp_daytripper]

You did such a great job on stitching me up the second time I thought I'd give you the chance to see how well I healed. ;) 100% natural too, no magic involved.

[xp_blackwidow]

Hard pass.

I haven't gotten into any trouble lately anyway.

[xp_wallflower]

Yes, I have your charts. Sometimes physical presence tells us things a chart does not. But I said nothing of me personally seeing you. As long as somebody is aware of your care, I don’t care what you do.

I don’t think this conversation need continue, as we have both said more than enough.