It’s that time of the month

[xp_wallflower]

[All X-teams]

All active members of all mansion teams; are requested to please report to the Medlab at your earliest convienance. We will be going through your monthly medical checkup for active duty status.

As part of this, you will be expected to go through the regular battery of tests, so please leave time for that.

If you wish to see a specific doctor for these, you may request that ahead of time but this will be on a first come, first serve basis.

Comments

[xp_dust]

I am currently still in Seattle with Angel, so probably best to plan me for early next week or so, depending how things go here.

[xp_wallflower]

I’ll make a note of it in your chart. Let us know as soon as you return.

[xp_tarot]

No.
You just let me out I am never coming back.

[xp_wallflower]

You’re due for a follow up anyhow, why not just get it all out of the way at once?

[xp_cypher]

magic blood fuckery = deskbound

there, you're welcome

[xp_wallflower]

I swear X-force is going to give me grey hair before my time.

See above.

If you won't come in to see any of us, then at least allow your medical records from your private physician to be shared with us.

[xp_daytripper]

Why are you lot making me the "good" one? Yes, I'll be down there tomorrow, since you lot probably want to make sure I'm healing up properly any way. But no blood tests - you've got enough blood from me already.

And I'd like Doc Cece. Please.

[xp_reyes]

You what now?

[xp_synch]

Bunch of babies, you lot are.

[xp_cypher]

you want the blood curse because i will absolutely trade

[xp_fantastic]

I look forward to my yearly physical. Please let me know when this can be scheduled.

[xp_topaz]

Pass.

I don't go outside. I'm a librarian.

[xp_invisible]

I would but I have a meeting in California far away from the needles and test and anything resembling a hospital.

[xp_fantastic]

...are you scared of needles, Sue?

[xp_erverse]

Only if it's Jean. And don't worry, Doc, I'll bring the champagne.

[xp_rogue]

No prob, sugah. You just gotta let me know when you want me there :)

[xp_havok]

I think I was just in the med lab last week when that car cut me off and I wiped out on my bike... but I'm down for being there for a good reason

[xp_olaris]

I feel like you are the boy who cried wolf. When something serious happens to you no one will believe it. With that being said, I would had made sure that car was out of commission...forever

[xp_blackwidow]

Hard pass.

I haven't gotten into any trouble lately anyway.

[xp_wallflower]

As long as your charts are up to date with somebody. This is mainly a preventative measure, not a strict requirement. I’m not hunting anyone down who flat out refuses.

[xp_scarlet_witch]

no

[xp_nightcrawler]

Is it really time again? Well, if I must...

[xp_dominion]

I'm ignoring this until it comes from an actual medical professional as opposed to Medically Blonde here.

Actually, I lie. I'm just ignoring this. I mean, literally, my powers are that I'm preternaturally fit. The day the Brotherhood adds a cholesterol manipulator to the team, I'll drop by.

[xp_wallflower]

For the love of. Please do me the favour of assuming those who have healing factors or other means of rapid injury recovery are not required.

As to my status as a real doctor...I am well aware of your feelings toward me Mr Kane. Do me the professional courtesy of not calling my qualifications into question.

[xp_blink]

*popcorn*

[xp_artie]

Is this policy now?

Has it been ratified by XF team lead? If not, I'll go when I'm sick or injured and not before.

Ask, don't order us, Laurie. I'm not sick. We see the best surgeons Emma can source when we're injured. We have physiotherapists and myotherapists on call. Basically, I get injured, I get fixed.

I don't need junior wannabe doctors ordering me in for an unnecessary examination. "Oooh, you have a higher resting heartbeat than expected. Oooh, that mole is a bit funny. Your dick is this many inches long."

[xp_wallflower]

Go back and read my announcement again. I believe the word ‘request’ was used at the very least once. The medical staff are demanding nothing.

As to the rest, your foolishness is neither my concern nor my focus.

[xp_daredevil]

No.

[xp_darcy]

Does this apply to Team Weird office workers?
If yes, is there a doc that can also do my pap so I don't have to go through the hassle of finding a primary care doc?
Is there fasting blood work?
Do I get a sticker if I behave?

[xp_wallflower]

I’d like all active members of teams to at least submit to a regular physical but this is voluntary, I’m not about to hunt people down if they don’t want to do this.

Mostly it’s useful for continued treatment and to keep an eye on any changes that may occur due to missions or weirdness.

As GP’s we can give you any regular examination, including a PAP but for anything specialized you would do better to see your regular gynecologist.

[xp_cyclops]

We've gotta do what we've gotta do. I'll pop by later today.

[xp_wallflower]

Thanks Scott. Like I said initially, you can choose your doctor and when is suitable to visit. This is really just to keep ahead of any possible future issues.

[xp_blackcat]

They're intensely boring but I'll have my family physician forward my charts.

Also wow I can't tell if it's the shift in weather that has me wanting a chai or the level of hypocrisy of who exactly is being insulted by your lack of charm.

[xp_wallflower]

Thankyou.