Really?

[xp_jubilee]

[X-force]

Someone want to take my physical for me? No? Fi! You'll pretend to be me, won't you?

They'll totally _never_ know. Also, this teleconference is the most boring meeting I've ever been involved in, and I've been in some boring meetings.

I may be looking up naked people crotchet just to take my mind off the boring. (It's totally a thing. Someone has been crocheting naked people. It's awesome. )

Comments

[xp_blackcat]

Nooooope. I only get checked out by hot male doctors thank you very much

[xp_jubilee]

Where are these hot male doctors? I am totally in need of a physical right now.

[xp_blackcat]

My regular family doctor semi-retired and his son picked up the practice. I'm just saying.

(And they have a woman on staff if I need any actual questions answered.)

[xp_tarot]

I vote all of us boycott this physical since they are not the boss of us.

[xp_jubilee]

I am like, simpatico with that.

[xp_artie]

I'm in favor.

I mean, i remember when certain people showed up at the mansion in the first place.

i'm not injured, i'm not sick and other than my bad shoulder, my funny wrist and the sore knee, i'm fine. don't even get tonsilitis from the funny tongue much any more.

[xp_clea]

Is getting a physical that taxing?

[xp_daytripper]

More personal issues with Dr. "I have the bedside manner of Margaret Thatcher and am as tactful as Attila the Hun" Collins. Laurie should know better than to try and bully her exes into coming to her for a physical.

Plus Doug and Angie were just there like a week ago with the whole Destine thing, same as me. There's not a lot new to cover, imo.

[xp_clea]

I should think that if you were at the doctors less than a month ago, you would get a free pass of getting a check up. But I am not a doctor so I shouldn't be giving out advice.

I'll make sure the staff room cabinets are stuffed with everyone's likings and totally not because being in a better mood when at work and mind off physicals is my main goal.

I'll put on the kettle.

[xp_cypher]

aw shit

so remember that nasty iron protein shake thing?

yeah i think angie was having a precog thing, because i basically have the wacky magic anemia

so keep them coming i guess

fuck they're nasty

[xp_tarot]

:(

[xp_tarot]

She is a insufferable bitch who forgets anyone without a medical degree is an intelligent human who can take care of their own health and who should not be allowed to treat tigers much less other people

less the ex more the I was just there and just did a check in so I could get consultants for plastic surgery if I have to wear an eye patch I am at least going to fix my scar so I can have even eyebrows again and she could have read charts to find out who not to be an imperious bitch to

[xp_daytripper]

That too. :) You want me to drop by with your painkiller? Your bloke was surprised to see me instead of you, but promised this was the best he had.

[xp_tarot]

He is a lovely bloke and yes, I have the most unbearable faceache.

It is not a powers migraine. Just my entire face.

[xp_daytripper]

I figured. Be home soon.

[xp_cypher]

i gotta be real it's more the ex thing with me, but also because yeah i was just there

[xp_jubilee]

Meh. Something in my mutation always skews the results, so like, half hour for someone else is an hour for me. It totally sucks.

[xp_daytripper]

I'm starting to wonder how far Laurie's going to go with this... I'm kind of waiting on her to try and tell Gar or Logan they need to come in...

Which would be a hoot, come to think of it.

[xp_jubilee]

Oh please, oh please. Gar could use the fun.

[xp_daytripper]

I don't think he'd use that word for it, Jubes. But we could take bets on how far into the lake he flings her?

[xp_jubilee]

What odds are we talking about here?

Also, loser buys next round at Harry’s?