[Intel: X-Force & X-Men - Troy Situation]
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xp_teamsPreface: Bitches got stitches and painkillers make me loopy oops I just had to take another dose you're sorry. I'm sorry? Everyone can be sorry.
So, Troy. You've all seen the news by now, entire fucking college city wiped out by nobody-knows-what but there's definite muttering surprise that it didn't happen at the pharm and chem labs of Auburn instead. Psh Auburn whatever we all know the real science horror comes out of the Culver labs. Right? RIGHT. Dr. Banner, come collect your idiot chemistry brethren. Or whatever.
ANYHOW.
We show up to get a coworker of mine out as a favor to the X-Ranch, and shocker of shocker the damn Marauders are there like stomach pain after a night of drinking and then indulging too hard at the Taco Bell. We had to split to keep the military and shield off our backs and ended up against those dipshits instead, including everyone's out of favor former resident, going by Malice and sporting a rather foxy set of upgrades.
Not in the sexy way, unfortunately.
In the someone grafted her with Kyle's DNA way. Essex. Second verse same as the first, right? Right. Just as terrible as all of you think it is, and right, someone remind me later about making those fucking hockey neck collars mandatory because they stopped her fucking teeth, okay? My neck's bruised to fuck and my voice is messy, but Nica didn't have to watch my throat get ripped out. Good job, past self.
Right, so. We all know Laurie liked being the smartest in the room and that has ZERO PERCENT changed now that she's playing house with Essex's kid and apparently been promoted to lead of the Marauders–actually that's definitely caused some resentment, and she seems about as well-tolerated with them as she was when she was being an asshole down in medical, so mostly grudgingly with a strong current of "Damn, stfu and let me do my job." This is very relatable.
Anyways, intel. The actual source of an entire fucking city being wiped was some Horseman, Famine? And apparently that En Sabah Nur dude only needs to wake his final horseman - Death, of all the emo goth kid things - to have the full set and go all whammy on our asses. And Death can wake up anywhere there are enough mutants or something?
And like, I'm no great religion scholar or anything but I did live through that shitty Left Behind series era so I'm seeing a picture with y'know, Africa and Spain earlier this year.
It's tied into that Akkaba cult shit too, so. If you were wanting to make the biggest scene to ever scene sort of arrival and needed mutant energy or life force to make it happen, what upcoming events would you try to trigger or take over and where are they?
So, Troy. You've all seen the news by now, entire fucking college city wiped out by nobody-knows-what but there's definite muttering surprise that it didn't happen at the pharm and chem labs of Auburn instead. Psh Auburn whatever we all know the real science horror comes out of the Culver labs. Right? RIGHT. Dr. Banner, come collect your idiot chemistry brethren. Or whatever.
ANYHOW.
We show up to get a coworker of mine out as a favor to the X-Ranch, and shocker of shocker the damn Marauders are there like stomach pain after a night of drinking and then indulging too hard at the Taco Bell. We had to split to keep the military and shield off our backs and ended up against those dipshits instead, including everyone's out of favor former resident, going by Malice and sporting a rather foxy set of upgrades.
Not in the sexy way, unfortunately.
In the someone grafted her with Kyle's DNA way. Essex. Second verse same as the first, right? Right. Just as terrible as all of you think it is, and right, someone remind me later about making those fucking hockey neck collars mandatory because they stopped her fucking teeth, okay? My neck's bruised to fuck and my voice is messy, but Nica didn't have to watch my throat get ripped out. Good job, past self.
Right, so. We all know Laurie liked being the smartest in the room and that has ZERO PERCENT changed now that she's playing house with Essex's kid and apparently been promoted to lead of the Marauders–actually that's definitely caused some resentment, and she seems about as well-tolerated with them as she was when she was being an asshole down in medical, so mostly grudgingly with a strong current of "Damn, stfu and let me do my job." This is very relatable.
Anyways, intel. The actual source of an entire fucking city being wiped was some Horseman, Famine? And apparently that En Sabah Nur dude only needs to wake his final horseman - Death, of all the emo goth kid things - to have the full set and go all whammy on our asses. And Death can wake up anywhere there are enough mutants or something?
And like, I'm no great religion scholar or anything but I did live through that shitty Left Behind series era so I'm seeing a picture with y'know, Africa and Spain earlier this year.
It's tied into that Akkaba cult shit too, so. If you were wanting to make the biggest scene to ever scene sort of arrival and needed mutant energy or life force to make it happen, what upcoming events would you try to trigger or take over and where are they?
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Date: 2023-11-27 07:32 pm (UTC)ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
That is not how I wanted "Yep, he has my DNA" confirmed. I mean I KNEW but gross.
But it does mean we can build a profile on how to fuck her up more readily, we know what fucks me up.
if we fuck her up enough I get to stay the sexy one right?no subject
Date: 2023-11-27 07:41 pm (UTC)Dammit autocorrect you're not being a bro right now and my fingers are too heavy to type. Literally.
Come over I've got the food pineapple sorbet but I can't do more stairs right now she got her claws in the stuff covering my guts.
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Date: 2023-11-27 07:49 pm (UTC)UGH. (you've been to medical right b/c the last time she was purple and evil in Genosha she had poison hands, it SUCKED. I threw up like I dunno, eleven times after fighting her)
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Date: 2023-11-27 07:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-11-27 07:57 pm (UTC)I don't know how regular people work. I'm just mad Malice didn't get butt hair and an overbite.
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Date: 2023-11-27 08:03 pm (UTC)No vomit so far just pain and headaches and more pain. Hands the worst, she just missed a big nerve. Lunar? Uther? Details unclear ask when I'm sober enough to remember medical records other than "stitches" and "fucking lucky"?