All Teams: A follow up report on the attacks on District X

[xp_tarot]

Good evening,

Please find attached an extended version of this post, with detailed reports on Clan Akkaba, the Friends of Humanity and the assorted bigoted deplorables as well as our intel on the same.

Clan Akkaba and their hired on violence doers saw significant causalities. By percentage, I am informed the other groups saw fewer deaths. Regardless of source, the bodies of the attackers have been reclaimed by the urban ecosystem.

We are still researching Clan Akkaba's ties to European and Sub-Sarahan ethno-nationalist groups as well as other possible sources of their income, people and connections. Research is still needed on En Sabah Nur, their stated leader slash messiah slash founder

Last, the subject of Marius Laverne. As most of you know he was on scene, and was brought to the mansion after being subdued. He has been interviewed extensively, and cleared both medically and psionically. His seemingly alliance with the Clan Akkaba was unwilling.

Marius was abducted during a medical procedure, and forced under magical and psionic duress to become an Avatar for Nur. Like the other three, he was given the mantle of one of the Horsemen of Biblical Revelation (1)

His defeat was a miracle. A cross team strike group used Marius' own weaknesses against him, by overloading his mutation with high energy output and incompatible DNA, as well as the applications of luck and chaos. My report contains detailed interviews with those who directly encountered him. If you are seeking specific names to thank please first see the list of those moderately to severely injured from the last two weeks.

Last - our own Topaz has removed the unwanted tie to that group. Mr. Laverne is of his own mind and agency and is to be treated as any other mansion guest or resident who was forced unwilling to do unspeakable actions.







(1) Footnote; the most well accepted current biblical scholarly theory is that the book of Revelation is a metaphor for the end of the Roman Empire. This knowledge has not stopped cults from using it before, it shall not stop them from using it again.

Attached: DistrictXcasualitiesanddamage.pdf
Attached: ClanAkkabaNur.pdf
Attached: Death.pdf

Comments

[xp_emplate]

Was the pineapple also a harbinger of destruction? I think we should maintain a certain consistency of theme. If not perhaps we can locate a suitably ruinous durian.

[xp_wildchild]

The bromelain sets off my healing factor into some kind of freakout so I get about 15 minutes where I can actually get drunk.

[xp_emplate]

Yeah? Then tremble before me, brief mortal, for I am become the Horseman of Seeing Kyle Gibney Absolutely Bevvied.

[xp_cypher]

It's actually quite the thing to behold, him briefly joining the rest of us in Drunk Land.

[xp_emplate]

Does it have to be a whole pineapple in advance, or can we simply pour piña coladas down his throat?

[xp_hawkeye]

I mean, I just usually soak the pineapple in whatever liquor we're drinking and give him a whole thing of it so he can keep up until he doesn't want to anymore.

[xp_emplate]

Hm, an idea is occurring. Fruit-imbued jello shots figure heavily. Something to consider in the future.

[xp_cypher]

I suppose that depends on if he likes getting caught in the rain.

[xp_banshee]

Greeting and welcome, actually.

[xp_emplate]

Really? My cultural familiarity with them extends only to four centuries as a status symbol for the wealthy. And, much like myself, a primarily decorative one at that.

[xp_banshee]

They're generally associated with warmth and friendliness, so I believe they were put on all sorts of things having to do with guests - napkin holders, bedposts, wallpaper? And given as gifts at housewarming parties.

Also, you were the director of a massive charitable organisation, don't think for a moment you're going to fool anyone here into thinking you're just a pretty face.

[xp_emplate]

In that case, Kyle assaulting me with the embodiment of warmth and friendliness is rather the perfect metaphor for our relationship.

And perish the thought. I am the prettiest face.

[xp_banshee]

You're alright, I suppose.

Also, no one said you couldn't duck when he tosses the pineapple at you. You've plenty of forewarning.

[xp_emplate]

One really could extend that metaphor ad infinitum, eh?

Ms. Cassidy, from most women a mere 'alright' would be devastating, but from you I shall take it as the highest of compliments.

[xp_banshee]

More a question of why you didn't duck at this point.

You're ridiculous, but I find it endearing. Also, you're getting pancakes for breakfast.

[xp_emplate]

Then my earlier statement is amended. Henceforth I live to be served (breakfast).