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[xp_daredevil]

Petitioning the court to change my codename to Batman.

It's more accurate.

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[xp_darcy]

EXCUSE YOU

First, if I’m anyone’s sidekick it’s probably Clint’s, and he’s certainly not Batman. So I’m at least the Poison Ivy here.

[xp_daredevil]

ew, why would you be CLINT'S sidekick? of all people?!

[xp_darcy]

He’s gonna need a right-hand (wo)man! Although right now I’m more Laurie’s sidekick, which… definitely puts me more in the Harley Quinn camp, but only in the universes where she gets to kick ass with Poison Ivy or the Birds instead of being the butt of Joker’s awful humor.

Also you have a Foggy as a… sidekick/ass-kicker. HE can be your Robin.

[xp_daredevil]

He has a right hand, he uses it often enough.

And Foggy is no one's sidekick. Ever.

[xp_darcy]

Oh dude no you lose 3 gold stars for that old man

[xp_daredevil]

He's my brother. It's required.

[xp_darcy]

That information is NEED TO KNOW and I did not need to know because we are not boning buddies!

[xp_daredevil]

mmmm. no take backsies

[xp_darcy]

No no, I am definitely authorized to take backsies gold stars when you scar my poor delicate brainmeats. At this rate you’re going to end up in the negative, no treats ever. The last time someone went negative Clint brought mind-controlling baby squid home.

[xp_daredevil]

your brainmeats aren't scarred, you're a modern New York girl.

but, I will make it up to you. do you like yoga?

[xp_darcy]

…I like the pose that imitates sleeping? I have never tried yoga.

[xp_daredevil]

want to try it?

[xp_darcy]

Is it the hot kind or the goat kind or some other kind?

[xp_daredevil]

I was thinking you would prefer goat.

but there are options.

[xp_darcy]

As long as it is not in one of those ridiculously hot rooms I am willing to try it.

But it's not getting your gold stars back. You have to earn those.

[xp_daredevil]

hot yoga does not sound pleasant.

how does taking you to goat yoga and wine and chocolate NOT get me at least some points?!?!

[xp_darcy]

You called me a sidekick AND brought up Clint's wanking habits. You have to earn your way back, mister.

[xp_daredevil]

I said that was a START. not the finish.

[xp_darcy]

Well I hope it's not the finish, you've barely started!

[xp_daredevil]

You're a hard taskmaster, you know that?

[xp_darcy]

I haven't even cracked a whip at you yet!

[xp_daredevil]

darn it

[xp_darcy]

..Do I need to crack a whip at you, Mister Murdock?

[xp_daredevil]

that's your call.

[xp_darcy]

Mm, we'll see.