xp_daredevil: (black leather jacket)
[personal profile] xp_daredevil posting in [community profile] xp_teams
Petitioning the court to change my codename to Batman.

It's more accurate.

Date: 2021-07-15 01:16 am (UTC)
xp_darcy: (devil inside)
From: [personal profile] xp_darcy
EXCUSE YOU

First, if I’m anyone’s sidekick it’s probably Clint’s, and he’s certainly not Batman. So I’m at least the Poison Ivy here.

Date: 2021-07-15 01:32 am (UTC)
xp_darcy: (smug)
From: [personal profile] xp_darcy
He’s gonna need a right-hand (wo)man! Although right now I’m more Laurie’s sidekick, which… definitely puts me more in the Harley Quinn camp, but only in the universes where she gets to kick ass with Poison Ivy or the Birds instead of being the butt of Joker’s awful humor.

Also you have a Foggy as a… sidekick/ass-kicker. HE can be your Robin.

Date: 2021-07-15 01:57 am (UTC)
xp_darcy: (yeah about that)
From: [personal profile] xp_darcy
Oh dude no you lose 3 gold stars for that old man

Date: 2021-07-15 02:34 am (UTC)
xp_darcy: (yeah about that)
From: [personal profile] xp_darcy
That information is NEED TO KNOW and I did not need to know because we are not boning buddies!

Date: 2021-07-16 01:26 am (UTC)
xp_darcy: (mafia)
From: [personal profile] xp_darcy
No no, I am definitely authorized to take backsies gold stars when you scar my poor delicate brainmeats. At this rate you’re going to end up in the negative, no treats ever. The last time someone went negative Clint brought mind-controlling baby squid home.

Date: 2021-07-16 01:52 am (UTC)
xp_darcy: (eh maybe)
From: [personal profile] xp_darcy
…I like the pose that imitates sleeping? I have never tried yoga.

Date: 2021-07-16 02:55 am (UTC)
xp_darcy: (mirror mirror)
From: [personal profile] xp_darcy
Is it the hot kind or the goat kind or some other kind?

Date: 2021-07-16 05:06 pm (UTC)
xp_darcy: (thinky)
From: [personal profile] xp_darcy
As long as it is not in one of those ridiculously hot rooms I am willing to try it.

But it's not getting your gold stars back. You have to earn those.

Date: 2021-07-16 07:59 pm (UTC)
xp_darcy: (face)
From: [personal profile] xp_darcy
You called me a sidekick AND brought up Clint's wanking habits. You have to earn your way back, mister.

Date: 2021-07-17 04:24 am (UTC)
xp_darcy: (smirky)
From: [personal profile] xp_darcy
Well I hope it's not the finish, you've barely started!

Date: 2021-07-17 06:29 pm (UTC)
xp_darcy: (not the pirate)
From: [personal profile] xp_darcy
I haven't even cracked a whip at you yet!

Date: 2021-07-17 10:12 pm (UTC)
xp_darcy: (smirky)
From: [personal profile] xp_darcy
..Do I need to crack a whip at you, Mister Murdock?

Date: 2021-07-18 12:17 am (UTC)
xp_darcy: (smug)
From: [personal profile] xp_darcy
Mm, we'll see.

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